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[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

That's based on an arbitrary and outdated idea of masculinity. A man lives to fight another day.

[stopbleeding]

no. i'm pretty sure anyone would find that type of begging disgraceful.

[thesettingsun]

I'd rather be disgraced and alive than honorable and dead.

[stopbleeding]

i'm not gonna kill you!!!!

[thesettingsun]

You said you were going to!

[stopbleeding]

don't take everything literally!

[thesettingsun]

Normally I wouldn't, but social media companies can shrink people and you can wake up with your arm consumed by the red plague, I think random murder is a very real concern now!!

[stopbleeding]

NOT BY ME!!

[thesettingsun]

HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT ABOUT A RANDOM PERSON ON THE INTERNET?!

[they're both very mature and this is going well.]

[stopbleeding]

BECAUSE NO ONE JUST ANNOUNCES THAT!!!

[thesettingsun]

NO ONE JUST WAKES UP THE SIZE OF AN ANT EITHER

AND YET HERE WE ARE