psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[crudest]

that's because Roro's advice is shit tier
you should probably have him pay you for listening

[explodosafe]

oh, I'm not listening!

I mean, I do like talking to him, but it's not his words I'm after, it's his skills. Getting to know all the stuntman tricks is gonna be real useful in the future! \^o^/~

[stopbleeding]

[explodosafe]

Getting to know you is also going to be a big plus since you seem fun. But I'm not going to ask you for the meaning of life or to help me with my math homework, Dad no.1 ;P

[He has no clue what has bitten him to think typing this is a good idea but it's too late, he already hit sent.]

[stopbleeding]

don't call me that.

[explodosafe]

what? you want to be no. 2?

also, what did he mean with "lose an eye"????

[stopbleeding]

he means i lost my left eye.

[explodosafe]

oh

why?

[stopbleeding]

because of a stunt.

[explodosafe]

that's all? your friend made it sound like some big dramatic deal

[stopbleeding]

he's overdramatic.

you want the lowdown about it look up my name. no use talking about something that's already been written about.

[he also just hates talking about it thanks baren]

[explodosafe]

oh wow, that was you??

that stunt was ultra-impressive! forget losing an eye, you literally got A WHOLE BODY MINUS ONE EYE BETTER than everybody else who would have tried something like that!

[stopbleeding]

that doesn't make it good.

[explodosafe]

dude, injuries are never a good thing

still, you did something everybody took a look at and gave up on as impossible and made it work against all odds

that's something to be proud of, right?

[stopbleeding]

not if it was a failure.

[explodosafe]

it was?

[stopbleeding]

yeah. quit asking.

[explodosafe]

but it still got used in the movie, didn't it? doesn't that mean it worked?

[stopbleeding]

what'd i just tell you?

[explodosafe]

But-

[whines]

[stopbleeding]

there are some things you shouldn't ask about. respect that.

[crudest]

wow i've never met anyone who planned to lose an eye

[explodosafe]

Lose an eye? what does losing an eye have to do with anything?

[IS THERE SOMETHING HE SHOULD KNOW]

[crudest]

sweet summer child

[and that's it

baren probably won't be responding after this

good times]

[explodosafe]

Hey

U still there?

I asked you a question. What do you mean?1??


[A little later.]

Ok, I just asked him instead. I don't think losing an eye like that is a very bad thing or something to be ashamed of. But thanks for the warning, for real!

[This troll obviously cares enough to be a cool guy under all the rainbow dying of hair. Who knew?]