psa

[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[crudest]

oh a sense of justice?
that does ruin the fun a little

so many good ideas
fizzling out halfway though

[explodosafe]

more like a codex of manliness
there's no pride in winning by such cowardly means!

hey, i'm trying
gotta weight the cons and pros

[crudest]

oh
oh i get it
that's why you talk to z
hypermasculinity
jfc

think of the pros
apologize for the cons later

[explodosafe]

i'm pretty sure that was meant to be insulting right now

but honestly, i don't think it's wrong to want to be the best man i can possibly be
it's like bushido, but without the killing people just to test our your blades stuff to it
or gentleman, without the fancy pancy acting and manners

[crudest]

chivalry is what you're thinking of
and that's been pretty dead
for good reason
but you'll find that out for yourself i figure

[explodosafe]

nah, that's one's got too little thinking for yourself in it

it's more like just my personal codex of honor, kay? i like working out, but you don't gotta be buff or some kinda jock to be manly imo

[crudest]

as if chivalry didn't exist just to protect egos

but you know you can't just
take a word like manly
and then decide that you want to change the original definition
why don't you just make up your own word

[explodosafe]

because that'd be childish and nobody else would understand it

but everybody knows what makes a good man!

[crudest]

you just said it's your own personal creed
so therefore it's not unanimously agreed upon

but

whatever

alright kid good luck making a man out of yourself

[explodosafe]

for somebody claiming his wits are worth a million you sure don't get something pretty simple

it's my personal creed. but it wouldn't make any sense if nobody else understands it. it's like the family's coda

thanks, Mulan :') i'll bring you a dead hun warrior as a souvenir