[3] literally why

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami shared a photo. 6/2 near Apprassage

I didn't have time to take a picture of the real thing before I left this morning, but Retrospec sent me a golf club just like this one. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with it. I don't know how to golf. ┐(´ｰ｀)┌ Also, has anyone else ever had a feeling like something they see around the city is ... theirs? I can't explain it. Like it belongs to you, even if you've never seen it before that moment.

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[judgementkazzy]

I think so? For the ones with golf carts and stuff, anyway. I think they only give you gear if you go to a mini golf.
But then I don't really know, I haven't been to a golf club either.

[covenantal]

It'll be a journey of discovery in more ways than one, then. If I'm lucky, I'll turn out to be a champ. Perhaps this is the career I was always meant for.

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, it could be! Good plan. :-)

[ He... doesn't realize Yu is joking...... ]

[covenantal]

[ is he joking? is he being serious?????? a great question ]

I never thought I could be destined for golfing greatness... as usual, this city is full of surprises. Has anything like this happened to you?

[judgementkazzy]

I know what you mean. I remembered fighting two tigers with my bare hands and now I look like a badass. I never thought this kind of thing could happen to me.

[ Too bad text doesn't convey tone, eh??? ]

[covenantal]

[ it is. it is a shame. because: ]

... wait, did you ... did you actually fight two tigers?!

[judgementkazzy]

[ Yu didn't see that one coming, huh ]

Yes.

[covenantal]

[ YOU'LL SEE THAT MY MIND IS TOO FAST FOR EEEEYES ]

Amazing... are you some kind of incredible martial artist, or maybe a superhero?

[judgementkazzy]

Probably a martial artist? Though I don't know, I might be a criminal...

[ How are the two even related? Ask Yakuza.... ]

[covenantal]

Did you steal the tigers just so you could fight them? That would be a pretty strange criminal activity...

[ where is this conversation going ]

[judgementkazzy]

No, that's not the criminal part.
Actually, I fought the tigers to save a little girl.
She wasn't being attacked by the tigers or anything, this guy just had... a room full of tigers for me to fight while he ran off with the girl.

[ None of that was the criminal part. ]

[covenantal]

Are you sure you're not a superhero? That sounds like the kind of situation a superhero would become involved in.

Wait, then what IS the criminal part?

[judgementkazzy]

I think I was just wearing a normal suit, though...

I remembered getting arrested.

[ Simple as that, tbh. No super suit, no powers! Definitely. ]

[covenantal]

Not all superheroes wear capes.

(´；д；`) Our hero, wrongly accused! How could a man who would risk his life fighting tigers to save a little girl get arrested?!

[ guess who's your new biggest fan ]

[judgementkazzy]

That's true.

I don't quite get it myself, but thanks for the vote of confidence. I figure if I remember enough, someday it'll make sense...?

[ And to think Kaz is but a lowly pencil pusher. ]

[covenantal]

I've had some colorful visions myself, but I think yours might top mine. I'm sure they must have come as a shock.

[ no he's clearly clark kent who also maybe gets arrested sometimes? look it's fine ]

[judgementkazzy]

That's honestly the best one. Besides that, I remember... going on dates, racing tiny cars, being called "ojisan" by some kids, and my apartment burning down.

It's been a mix of really weird and really dark.

[ The toils of being a video game protag ]

[covenantal]

Really weird and really dark, huh? Actually, that describes my own memories pretty well. I don't recall any tiny cars, but I do remember falling into a TV, and fighting monsters.

[judgementkazzy]

Wow. That does sound pretty weird. Guess I can relate, though.

[ You're not one to talk, Kaz. ]

I also woke up really ripped just overnight. It's been an odd month.

[covenantal]

You just woke up one day like you'd spent a year at the gym?

I'm torn between concern over how that must have made you feel and feeling a little jealous myself...

[judgementkazzy]

Basically. More than a year, honestly.

It was really bizarre. It's still really bizarre. I've had to buy a ton of new clothes and my coworkers all think I went on some crazy diet.
I would've preferred something slower.

[covenantal]

Back in April, my eyes changed color. I wore sunglasses for two weeks because I wasn't comfortable with others seeing me like that. I'm sure I'd feel uncomfortable in your place. I admire how calm you are about it.

[judgementkazzy]

Yeah, I've been trying to focus on what I can do, mostly. In my case, it's just go back to work and keep going about my business. I'm sure I'll get used to it eventually.

[covenantal]

Friends and I have run experiments and tried other things to see if we could find answers, but we haven't been very successful. Have you had any luck learning anything?

[judgementkazzy]

A friend of mine just learned we used to know each other in our memories, so we've been mostly talking about it and trying to see if we can jot each other's memories, but I don't think I've learned anything about why we're remembering any of this besides... sometimes saying the right thing or seeing the right thing in action.

Like, I remembered I've actually played golf before? Maybe thanks to your post. But that's it.