[3] literally why

[covenantal]

Yu Narukami shared a photo. 6/2 near Apprassage

I didn't have time to take a picture of the real thing before I left this morning, but Retrospec sent me a golf club just like this one. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with it. I don't know how to golf. ┐(´ｰ｀)┌ Also, has anyone else ever had a feeling like something they see around the city is ... theirs? I can't explain it. Like it belongs to you, even if you've never seen it before that moment.

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[tarotcards]

Use it as a weapon, of course, if you don't know how to golf.

[covenantal]

... a weapon against what?

[lostapprentice]

i just posted about that yesterday.

[Ren is annoyed enough to be vague about what he means by "that," but at least he's got an answer to his question...]

[covenantal]

Receiving a golf club in the mail, or having that strange feeling I mentioned?

[redarm]

...
ok so are you saying that they sent you a golf club
or you decided to steal a golf club?

[covenantal]

What? No! I didn't steal anything! I was mailed a golf club. I just saw some books today that... felt like they were mine.

[true_noir]

Beat Jim until he has detached retinas?

And yes, I've encountered this before.

[covenantal]

There's been a lot of murderous intent on Retrospec lately... not that I can blame you in this instance.

With what, if you don't mind me asking?

[burningblossoms]

You too?

[covenantal]

... me too? What did you get, Yukiko-san?

[appraiser]

...hey yu, want to go golfing sometime?

[covenantal]

... sure, why not?

[glaciers]

Maybe alternate you knows how to golf.

[covenantal]

That was my first thought, too. Maybe I'll end up remembering something related to my distinguished golf career...

[openhanded]

I had that happen with something Retrospec left on my doorstep.
and then I was wearing it in one of those visions just recently.

[covenantal]

So you had a vision about something they mailed to you...

That hasn't happened to me yet, but I suspect it will. It's logical, right? How long was it between when you got it, and when you had a vision with it?

[vitis]

oh, wow.
according to some theories being tossed about, this might mean you're actually a really rich fellow that likes golf. congrats on that!

this tag made me laugh so much

[covenantal]

... that's hard to picture ... a teenage golfing star?

[judgementkazzy]

You should find the nearest golf club and see if you know how to play.
Maybe you'll remember if you try?

[covenantal]

That's a pretty good idea. I've never been to anything like a golf club. Do they let you bring your own equipment?

[daemonized]

[A golf club. That's a thing. Maybe Yu was a professional golfer in a past life. Maybe this is his new calling. Maybe Retrospec is just being as baffling as per usual.]

Is there anything odd about it? Or is it just a run-of-the-mill golf club?

[covenantal]

I didn't have long to look at it before I left, but it seemed completely normal to me. No magic powers or strange technology that I could see.

[routinary]

yup.
all the food i see around should be mine.
but unfortunately i think that's just a dream, not that it actually belongs to me.

that aside, though...
nice golf club.
i don't know anything about golf, but now you have an incentive to learn.

[covenantal]

If all the food around here really did belong to you, the rest of us might have a problem...

Thanks. And I think I might as well. I've been encouraged to try putting and go to a golf club, so why not?

[strawberrypunch]

You should try using it

[covenantal]

I plan to. Do you know how to golf, Tatsuma-san?

i'm sorry that this is the first thing he says to him in this game

[loudmouths]

golf is so boring

time to take out the trash if you ask me

omg keigo

[covenantal]

... you're telling me to throw out something that Retrospec sent me?

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[gnasher]

anyone can play mini golf.

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[gnasher]

Also, has anyone else ever had a feeling like something they see around the city is ... theirs? I can't explain it. Like it belongs to you, even if you've never seen it before that moment.

quit being vague to look cool. what are you asking?

[covenantal]

Ah... I suppose you're right, re: minigolf.

I wasn't trying to sound vague! I'm not sure how else to describe the feeling. I saw a few books, and I had this strong feeling like they were mine, but I knew I'd never seen them before.

shut up and love me and my late tags

[chiseler]

why is yours fully functional and I got a broken one?

no.

[covenantal]

They like me more than they like you?