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6/3 near APPRASSAGE APARTMENTS

ignoring all this crazy shit for a minute: i'm looking for new roommates for my 3 bed/1 bath in the apprassage apartment complex. shared kitchen/common area, 3rd floor. male/18+ preferred.

i didn't do this last time, but i'm laying down some other important ground rules right out of the gate.
- no live birds indoors
- no dead birds indoors either
- no skulls
- no occult objects
- no cursed tomes
- no cursed mummies
- no cursed anything curses aren't fucking real
- no sacrificial knives
- no seances at all hours of the night
- no vials of fake (?) blood in the fridge
- or in the bathroom cabinets
- or just sitting around in the common area??
- basically just no vials of fake (?) blood at all, okay? it's creepy and if i trip on one that's basically my entire morning.
- see above pic for further restrictions

hit me up if you're interested or got any questions about utilities or rent or what counts as an occult object.

does anyone want a fake (?) mummy?

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sounds good. i'm rin, by the way.

are you close to this person who wants a mummy? do you share certain interests?

[nam flashbacks]

I'm Emil. Guess I'll see you on Sunday, will you be around all day? And I mean, we're friends? She studies history at school or something like that. Or maybe biology. I thought she'd like it!

yeah, it's my rest day.

that sounds less sketchy. are you at RU?

[ OW THE PAIN, NO, HE HAS ONLY BEEN TRYING TO SAVE UP MONEY TO GO FOR THE LAST YEAR OR SO ]

No, I'm not at school. Are you? I'm a heavy sleeper but in case you're not, I'm up daytime hours usually.

[omg... ganbatte emil]

yeah, i just finished my first year.

works for me. i got an early schedule too -- i'm on the university swim team.

Oh cool, you must be really good! Yeah alright, can you send me the address? I'll text you before I get out of work to let you know I'm coming.

i'm aiming olympic, i'd hope so.

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i should probably ask more questions to make sure you're not gonna try to raise the dead while i'm working on my calc hw.

Ok first of all, you can't raise the dead. Second, if you could and I knew how to do it, I would at least wait until you weren't doing calculus. That takes concentration, I think this would be too big a distraction. But no, this stuff is gross and I hope it's not there if I move in.

some girl on this app is taking the whole lot of it. your friend can have the mummy, though.

glad to hear you won't be doing necromancy while i'm trying to focus. what kind of roommate are you, then?

Edited 2017-06-04 05:07 (UTC)

I clean up after myself and... I won't write passive-aggressive notes? I'm good at putting together Ikea furniture!

i usually listen to music on headphones and i like to cook.

what, like intuitively? or do you read the directions?

Oh, right, I'm a lousy cook so I'll only have to take up fridge space for leftovers mostly. And no, of course I read the directions, but for some reason everyone finds it so confusing. It's pretty straightforward, in my opinion.

you can't live on leftovers and take-out.

how do you feel about pets?

What kind of pets? And sometimes I make sandwiches, but that doesn't take up so much room.

any.

sAndwichses aren't meals

Yes they are. Really important meals. But do you have a pet or is this hypothetical? Are you getting a pet? I don't really mind pets.

[ But he loves cute defenseless animals... ]

no.

it's hypothetical. i'm too busy training to give an animal the attention it deserves.

[he was hoping for a bonus cat/dog he wouldn't have to look after.......]