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[gnasher]

Rin Matsuoka shared a photo. 6/3 near APPRASSAGE APARTMENTS

ignoring all this crazy shit for a minute: i'm looking for new roommates for my 3 bed/1 bath in the apprassage apartment complex. shared kitchen/common area, 3rd floor. male/18+ preferred. i didn't do this last time, but i'm laying down some other important ground rules right out of the gate. - no live birds indoors - no dead birds indoors either - no skulls - no occult objects - no cursed tomes - no cursed mummies - no cursed anything curses aren't fucking real - no sacrificial knives - no seances at all hours of the night - no vials of fake (?) blood in the fridge - or in the bathroom cabinets - or just sitting around in the common area?? - basically just no vials of fake (?) blood at all, okay? it's creepy and if i trip on one that's basically my entire morning. - see above pic for further restrictions hit me up if you're interested or got any questions about utilities or rent or what counts as an occult object. does anyone want a fake (?) mummy?

Comments

[frisyr]

How much, can I come see it, and that stuff is going to be gone when your old roommate moves out, right

[gnasher]

XX0 a month split between us, yeah of course, and uh

if you know somebody that wants a fake (?) mummy, yeah

[frisyr]

Please stop asking about the fake mummy, I don't know anyone who wants a mummy.

But when are you home? I can drop by sometime this week, my lease is up and I'd like to move closer to work!

[true_noir]

How is Fake a ? when it comes to a mummy? Just how large is this fake (?) Mummy?

[gnasher]

my roommate and i didn't talk a lot so i can't verify anything.

it's about the size of a

toddler, i guess/df

[gnasher]

that made it sound worse. it's 4 ft. i should have said its 4 ft.

[true_noir]

That made it sound incredibly worse. I do not think it could possibly be real. Child mummies are too expensive and precious, after all. There is no way that could possibly be real, is there?

And toddlers are not 4' tall. How many toddlers do you know?

[flexer]

This shit gets more hilarious by the day.

[gnasher]

there's probably enough cursed energy in his room to send your way.

[flexer]

Don't do that I live with my dad.

[livingdeadgirl]

ooh ooh I'll take the mummy!!!
also who is your old roommate because they sound like my kind of person

[gnasher]

seriously? what about the magic orb?

henry lovett. he wasn't a bad guy, apart from all the stupid crow feathers.

[livingdeadgirl]

sure! do you have a lot of this stuff left over? because I can pretty much guarantee I will accept most or all of it

ummm you say "wasn't"
did he die?

[feistytrader]

Damn. Why didn't I think of this?

I'm one requirement short, but good luck. Maybe you'll get a little less of the occult next time.

[gnasher]

you looking for roomies, too?

thanks. even though i don't believe in that stuff, i might salt the doorway.

[sotenbori]

what the fuck

[gnasher]

pretty much my thought process.

[rebellions]

wow
and i thought my roommate's shit
ngl i'm impressed

[gnasher]

i'd be more impressed with somebody who did the dishes.

how bad is yours?

[ghostdrives]

Oh god that's a long list of preferences.

Good luck finding someone with less eccentric hobbies, Rin.

[gnasher]

i don't think they're unreasonable requests.

thanks. you know any guys looking for housing?

[toushiro]

[ ooc: hi rabid im just rolling with the idea that they met before thru makoto ]

I had no idea your roommate was that bad.

[gnasher]

it was survivable.

but not enjoyable.

[tire]

WHOA RINSENPAI DONT DIE???????????
is this what college is really like?!?!

[gnasher]

i'm not gonna die.

100%. i had to pass a black magic resistance test to get in.