〤 Ouija boards aren't a reliable messaging service.

[gnasher]

Rin Matsuoka shared a photo. 6/3 near APPRASSAGE APARTMENTS

ignoring all this crazy shit for a minute: i'm looking for new roommates for my 3 bed/1 bath in the apprassage apartment complex. shared kitchen/common area, 3rd floor. male/18+ preferred. i didn't do this last time, but i'm laying down some other important ground rules right out of the gate. - no live birds indoors - no dead birds indoors either - no skulls - no occult objects - no cursed tomes - no cursed mummies - no cursed anything curses aren't fucking real - no sacrificial knives - no seances at all hours of the night - no vials of fake (?) blood in the fridge - or in the bathroom cabinets - or just sitting around in the common area?? - basically just no vials of fake (?) blood at all, okay? it's creepy and if i trip on one that's basically my entire morning. - see above pic for further restrictions hit me up if you're interested or got any questions about utilities or rent or what counts as an occult object. does anyone want a fake (?) mummy?

Comments

[gnasher]

there's probably enough cursed energy in his room to send your way.

[flexer]

Don't do that I live with my dad.

[gnasher]

that guy's tougher than you. he can handle a light hexing.

[flexer]

Okay I'll tell him that the next time you come over.
Enjoy that headlock.

[gnasher]

are you really almost an adult? tattle-tale.

[flexer]

You scared?

[gnasher]

of a yamazaki?

never in my life.

[flexer]

Sounds fake.

[gnasher]

i'm a truthful guy.

[flexer]

Anyway, how is the roommate search going?

[gnasher]

one guy's coming by on my rest day to check the place out.

[flexer]

Make sure you do a thorough background check.
Don't wanna get rid of an occultist and then bring in someone who's into something even worse.

[gnasher]

is it suspicious if a person says they're good at putting together ikea furniture?

[flexer]

You know who also loves being creative and building things?
Jason.

[gnasher]

why don't you background check for me.

[flexer]

That's a lot of work for a person who isn't living there.

[gnasher]

yet

[flexer]

How many rooms do you have over there?

[gnasher]

fwd: i'm looking for new roommates for my 3 bed/1 bath

[flexer]

God now you expect me to READ.

[gnasher]

sound out the letters. you can do it, sou-chan.

[flexer]

Anyway.

So you think there'll still be room for me?

[gnasher]

only one taker so far. you actually gonna jump off the diving board this time?

[flexer]

Stop using swimming puns and I might.

[gnasher]

it's a metaphor. read a book.

"might" isn't in my vocabulary. it's do or die!