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[gnasher]

Rin Matsuoka shared a photo. 6/3 near APPRASSAGE APARTMENTS

ignoring all this crazy shit for a minute: i'm looking for new roommates for my 3 bed/1 bath in the apprassage apartment complex. shared kitchen/common area, 3rd floor. male/18+ preferred. i didn't do this last time, but i'm laying down some other important ground rules right out of the gate. - no live birds indoors - no dead birds indoors either - no skulls - no occult objects - no cursed tomes - no cursed mummies - no cursed anything curses aren't fucking real - no sacrificial knives - no seances at all hours of the night - no vials of fake (?) blood in the fridge - or in the bathroom cabinets - or just sitting around in the common area?? - basically just no vials of fake (?) blood at all, okay? it's creepy and if i trip on one that's basically my entire morning. - see above pic for further restrictions hit me up if you're interested or got any questions about utilities or rent or what counts as an occult object. does anyone want a fake (?) mummy?

Comments

[true_noir]

Practicality is a real thing, but perhaps mix the two. Someone you can at least tolerate, who likes some of the same things? That way you are not faced, let us say, a weapon nut who oils their mace every tuesday in their underwear and goes to every renaissance faire.

I've heard several horror stories since finding the internet.

[gnasher]

that actually sounds worse than my occult fanatic.

how would you do it, then?

[true_noir]

It probably would be. Interview the people interested and ask them what they want in a roommate, how loud they play their music and what sort they like, their interests, if they're willing to share in the chores. Things like that.

If you're not careful, they might be a country music fan, after all. They're the worst. I will never understand the appeal of that genre.

[gnasher]

as long as it's not undead chanting rituals or enka, i think i wouldn't mind so much.

[true_noir]

You say that now. Regardless, I think or I hope you have the right idea now. I would offer, but I fail two of your tests, so I think I will continue to enjoy my little apartment alone.

[gnasher]

there's a guy a few comments down looking for a place to live.

[true_noir]

Wonderful. I hope they end up being a good choice in that case, or that you find someone soon afterwards.

[gnasher]

yeah... thanks for the advice. it's nice to know this app can be used for something other than creepy big brother shit.

[true_noir]

It's a wonderful way to make new friends, actually. You just have to ignore Jim, and be willing to trust a little faster tha most would.

[gnasher]

you sound like you have some experience.

[true_noir]

Well, I've been dealing with it since January. Making new friends was a given with this much time, after all.

[gnasher]

i don't think it's definitely given. you have to be open to it, like you said.

shit. i'm struggling at it even in uni, and real life should be about 10x easier, right.

[true_noir]

True, it isn't actually automatic, but what we're going through is sort of helpful for forcing you to find someone, anyone you can trust. At least around the University there's a few of us, so you aren't completely alone.

[gnasher]

you're at RU?

[true_noir]

Well, i will admit I am starting next semester, but I have several friends there and joining next semester, so we will be close to each other.

[gnasher]

oh

i figured you were a lot older

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