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6/3 near APPRASSAGE APARTMENTS

ignoring all this crazy shit for a minute: i'm looking for new roommates for my 3 bed/1 bath in the apprassage apartment complex. shared kitchen/common area, 3rd floor. male/18+ preferred.

i didn't do this last time, but i'm laying down some other important ground rules right out of the gate.
- no live birds indoors
- no dead birds indoors either
- no skulls
- no occult objects
- no cursed tomes
- no cursed mummies
- no cursed anything curses aren't fucking real
- no sacrificial knives
- no seances at all hours of the night
- no vials of fake (?) blood in the fridge
- or in the bathroom cabinets
- or just sitting around in the common area??
- basically just no vials of fake (?) blood at all, okay? it's creepy and if i trip on one that's basically my entire morning.
- see above pic for further restrictions

hit me up if you're interested or got any questions about utilities or rent or what counts as an occult object.

does anyone want a fake (?) mummy?

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what's his last name?

?
sakakura
why ask

[Who in their right mind would casually give a stranger on the internet the last name of his roommate? This guy.]

my dad was on the force. if he's an older guy he probably ate tonkatsu at my house while i watched cartoons.

uh

[Well, that's awkward. He may not like the police, but that doesn't mean he wants to shit on the relatives of strangers on the net.]

he's an asshole with no chill but i don't think he's THAT old
no offense to your old man