gnasher: (i need a spiritual cleansing.)
ᴍᴀᴛsᴜᴏᴋᴀ ʀɪɴ 〤 ([personal profile] gnasher) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-06-03 07:27 pm

〤 Ouija boards aren't a reliable messaging service.

Rin Matsuoka shared a photo.
6/3 near APPRASSAGE APARTMENTS

ignoring all this crazy shit for a minute: i'm looking for new roommates for my 3 bed/1 bath in the apprassage apartment complex. shared kitchen/common area, 3rd floor. male/18+ preferred.

i didn't do this last time, but i'm laying down some other important ground rules right out of the gate.
- no live birds indoors
- no dead birds indoors either
- no skulls
- no occult objects
- no cursed tomes
- no cursed mummies
- no cursed anything curses aren't fucking real
- no sacrificial knives
- no seances at all hours of the night
- no vials of fake (?) blood in the fridge
- or in the bathroom cabinets
- or just sitting around in the common area??
- basically just no vials of fake (?) blood at all, okay? it's creepy and if i trip on one that's basically my entire morning.
- see above pic for further restrictions

hit me up if you're interested or got any questions about utilities or rent or what counts as an occult object.

does anyone want a fake (?) mummy?
feistytrader: (hi your window was open I swear)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-06-10 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
He sleeps with me. Or in a ball sometimes.

He loves playing around in the bathtub, though. I really need to take him to the beach.
feistytrader: (water u doin parasee)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-06-13 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
He also spits water out of his mouth like a hose, so I don't know if I'd call him a normal gator. He likes to eat apples?

A kiddie pool sounds like a pretty decent investment, though.


[...Damn, why didn't he think of that.]