no more school, no more books, no more bodies hung on hooks

[livingdeadgirl]

you know, in times like these I think it is important to look on the bright side
so everyone, please take a moment today to appreciate the little things in life
such as the songs of birds or the music of the ice cream truck
or the fragile warmth and unconditional love of a baby puppy

... or of course the fact that there is *~*~ just one more week till SUMMER VACATION!! ~*~*
who's excited? raise your hand! o/
or don't, since school's about to be out haha

Comments

[appraiser]

i remember being classically conditioned to run out the door at the first sign of the ice cream truck, when i was little
i could never make it downstairs fast enough to catch it

[livingdeadgirl]

oh I see your problem!
what you're supposed to do is dive out the window onto the trampoline or haystack you've previously set up for this purpose
otherwise it's impossible to make it in time

[appraiser]

oh, i should have thought of that
from the second story window, if i get the right angle and have enough forward momentum, i might be able to spring off the trampoline after the truck as well

[ and subsequently break both legs, probably ]

[livingdeadgirl]

precisely! and if you time it right, you could land right on top of it, probably!




(this is all just a joke obviously I am not advocating anybody defenestrating themselves :p)

[appraiser]

yes! no ice cream truck will ever get away from me!




(haha i know. but it could work! i'm tempted)

[livingdeadgirl]

(ok I won't say "never"
but you should probably wait to get superhuman durability or something first, just in case xD)