[text] there's so many generic pop punk angst lyrics i could use for this tbh

[frostythehitman]

I'm taking a poll here, because I have no idea what to make of all these hallucinomemories.

Is anyone else remembering stuff from actual history? As in, straight out of the textbooks. I wasn't sure of it until I got my history final back, but there's a few questions on there that I didn't know the answer to and had to guess on, based on what I remembered. And I got them all right.

And if anyone else is remembering real history: are all of your hallucinomemories real? Because I'm pretty sure mine are a mix of real history and a bunch of crap they threw in just to mess with me.

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[frostythehitman]

Why's that?

[vendettastool]

Let's see, riding an elephant, watching people cover up stuff to keep the rains out of it, other men parading about carrying guns. It was like I was in a documentary about an occupied village.

[frostythehitman]

So? Maybe it was an occupied village. Those do exist, you know.

What makes you think it wasn't real?

[vendettastool]

Who knows. It's not like I have enough hallucimemories about it.

Because I was probably about 16 in the one, and I know that when I was that age, I was kinda sitting in a warehouse tied to a chair.

[frostythehitman]

Wait

Tied to a chair in your hallucinomemories? Or tied to a chair in real life?

[vendettastool]

Tied to a chair in real life.

[frostythehitman]

Do I want to know why?

[vendettastool]

A bunch of guys thought it would easier to make money by getting a ransom then actually asking if we had any openings?

IDEK they were kidnappers, I was kidnapped and I still was no where near a tropical place riding an elephant when it happened.

[frostythehitman]

Okay 1) what the hell were you being kept ransom for???

and 2) just because you were somewhere else doesn't mean the village you're remembering is fake. I obviously couldn't have been in Russia in 1942 like I remember, but Operation Uranus really did happen. Unless Wikipedia and my new A in history are lying.

[vendettastool]

My family's rich. I figured it was over money or bonds or something; I wasn't paying attention.

Considering what else was going on? I don't think anyone would tell me if it exists or not even if I did ask.

[frostythehitman]

You weren't paying attention to why you were kidnapped? Boy, must've been a real relaxing little vacation for you, huh.

Google and Wikipedia exist, you know, you don't have to ask people about it.

[vendettastool]

I was kinda drugged and then trying to escape. I had other things on my mind and later I really don't care why it happened, only how to keep it from happening again.

That would work if I actually knew the name of the place outside of typing 'tropical place that is used for drug trafficking'.

[frostythehitman]

Yeah okay, fine.

[ Not that James is the final word on 'valid kidnapping excuses' but if he was, he'd be giving you a pass right about now. ]

So you're basically up a dead wall with no leads on what any of it actually was about.

[vendettastool]

Thank you for your understanding.

[He wouldn't know much about it himself unless certain things reveal themselves and then it will be so much sadness.]

Pretty much, though according to that I'm looking at either the area in the Golden Triangle or South America.

'up a dead wall'? what was i thinking when i wrote that tag

[frostythehitman]

Assuming whatever/wherever you remember even has a Golden Triangle or South America.

at least i got what you meant?

[vendettastool]

It had a Blue House, so I think that it's in this kind of world.

[frostythehitman]

And let me guess: a Blue House is different from a blue house.

[vendettastool]

That's the nickname of the place where the South Korean President lives and works from.

[frostythehitman]

[ Well now he feels dumb. That really seems like the sort of thing he should've already known. By which I mean I should've known that. why didn't i google that first before tagging, i'm a fool ]

Oh. Right.

Well at least you've figured out you're remembering an actual normal planet earth, then. Somebody else on this post is remembering some fake old Slavic country where Yugoslavia used to be.

[vendettastool]

[ It's not like it's a name that comes up all the time in American politics so he doesn't expect anyone to pick up the reference. Nah, he hasn't mentioned the argument he has had with the bodyguard and total hot chick Kim Nana to him after all. ]

How do you know that? Maybe there is a couple places in my world that aren't in this one like the tropical drug village I was in.

[frostythehitman]

A world that's just like ours, except +1 tropical drug village?

Sure, why not. If I can fight nazi vampires, then you can have an extra drug village.

[vendettastool]

At least vampire nazis would make a good backdrop for a story of heroism and bravery. Not too sure what an extra drug farm would be useful for besides a place that Rambo can blow up on a quiet after noon.

[frostythehitman]

Hey, you don't know. Maybe that's exactly what happened.

Maybe you're remembering the life of an extra out of a Rambo movie.

[vendettastool]

I'm too good looking to be an extra. Maybe I grow up as the leader of the camp and it ends up that Rambo needs my knowledge more then he needs to destroy me.

[frostythehitman]

Leader of the camp? What, you're just assuming no one ever paid your ransom and you got dumped right where you were kidnapped?

Pretty dark assumption to be making.