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[judicatus]

Noah Gabranth 2/10 near Recolle

Given that the developers of this application seem wholly uninterested in filtering children and inexperienced users out of their testing pool, I thought it would be prudent to go over some basic rules for navigating social media safely. 1) Never disclose personally identifying information online. Ordinarily this would include one's full name, but Retrospec has made that a moot point by displaying it at all times. Nevertheless, it is important that you keep other information such as your date of birth, home address, and passwords to your online accounts a private matter. 2) Never post anything that you wouldn't want someone to see. You might think you can just delete it, but once something's on the Internet, it's effectively there forever for anyone and everyone to see. Think carefully before you post. 3) If someone on the Internet wishes to meet with you offline, never go alone. Ensure that you have someone with you, preferably a parent or other trusted adult, and ensure that you'll be meeting in a public, well-lit area in open view. Better yet, don't go at all, as not everyone on the Internet is really who they say they are. If anyone has any additional safety pointers, you're welcome to add them to this post.

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[hjack69]

Jack Dawes i will have you know that unsafe crack smoking is a v serious matter
Jack Dawes i cant believe youre not taking this seriously

[ Gabranth the only way to win is not to play. Don't do it, man. ]

Jack Dawes next youre going to tell me that the packs of feral dogs controlling our city streets at night arent a problem either

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum omg those rumours are real??

i'm so sorry oh my god

[hjack69]

kiddo they are SO real
get this
250k missing persons cases reported per year
now most of em are solved so -100k but thats still 150k remaining
lets say about 50k come up as unidentified human remains
100k ppl just completely disappear every year where do they go?
how do our major cities support such massive stray animal populations every single year?
you do the math

[ I WANT 2 BELIEVE ]

i'm crying

[judicatus]

[ okay seriously he just woke up and What the Fuck happened here ]

Noah Gabranth Mind if I ask where you're getting these statistics?

also pretend i'm not a lazy shit with html

[hjack69]

uh only the one true bastion of truth in this cruel sick world
google

pretend i'm not several days late with this sshhh

[judicatus]

Noah Gabranth Right.
Noah Gabranth Suppose I'll add an amendment to the original post: don't believe everything you read on the Internet, even if you found it on Google.

[hjack69]

uh
wikipedia??
idefk what you say wikipedia is basically the friggin library of alexandria at this point

bless you

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum that's a lot of people
Prompto Argentum why is no one doing anything about it?!!

[hjack69]

well i mean you limit a food source and theyre going to get more insistent abt finding it yknow what i mean?
they might start attacking good sensible ppl instead of the " expendable " ones like bikers and the homeless and stuff that hang around at night
look i ran with bikers i know some crap
the government is l y i n g to you son

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum seriously
Prompto Argentum someone needs to put a stop to that

[hjack69]

be the change you want to see kiddo
spread the word of our lord and savior bob barker
prowl the nights protecting the weak like a slightly less insane batman

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum at night?? okay but
Prompto Argentum i'll have to check if i can make some time

[hjack69]

ok seriously though dont ACTUALLY go roaming at night thats dangerous
jesus frickin shit what is with you kids and putting your personal safety risk i feel like your parents kind of messed up somewhere
no offense

[ prompto stop??? he doesn't like having this much control over somebody jfc ]

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum LOL i was actually probably not gonna do it anyway because i have to kick my friends ass on this video game we got recently
Prompto Argentum and my reputation is at stake

throws hands up about html

[hjack69]

Jack Dawes see its that " probably " that worries me

[ stop making him dad you, prompto. ]

youre good

[mercurio]

[he doesn't remember having a dad]

Prompto Argentum so i should definitely not be the change i want to see

[hjack69]

[ neither does jack they're totally screwed ]

Jack Dawes yeah no screw that let somebody else do it
at least when it comes to wild dogs??

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum if you want not-wild dogs, we got a bunch of cute ones at the shelter though~

[hjack69]

Jack Dawes yyyyyeah i dunno about dogs i kind of got two cats
Jack Dawes and theyre assholes
Jack Dawes also i live in an apartment but its mostly the cat thing bc theyre assholes

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum waaaaah what! no way!
Prompto Argentum that's awesome! not that they're assholes
Prompto Argentum but that you got pets

[hjack69]

Jack Dawes listen i have this INSANE cat tree
Jack Dawes actually i have like three but the best one looks like a castle w like a bunch of different towers and a moat and stuff? fuckin sick
Jack Dawes id say you could come over and see it and the cats sometime but WOW does that sound like a friggin candy van setup if i ever heard one
Jack Dawes i mean i know youre like 20 but im lit nearly 25 years older so itd be weird

[ REMEMBER GABRANTH'S STRANGER DANGER RULES, PROMPTO ]

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum yeah that would be really weird no matter how sick that sounds
Prompto Argentum maybe just record a video!!