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[recollecters]

Hello Users, For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual. R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™. The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that. Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times. Thank you for your patience, Janet Wiseman Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!) Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.

Comments

[notyourutopian]

Eleanor Lamb You don't actually believe they want to help, right?

[hauhra]

Something tells me that these "gifts" of theirs aren't exactly welcome by their userbase... and if what you've said so far is anything to go by, you seem to know the reason why, Malik... care to share with rest of the class?

[lalliho]

she says they're fixing the colors

[maskreant]

thanks. i'll keep loving him even with grey eyes.

oysters are live, but they don't move or dance. people probably feel disconnected enough to eat them. i know someone that's averse to eating dancing fruit because they seem almost sentient.

i kind of want to eat some in front of them. is that bad?

[kittycaterer]

DoNT gEt So TWiSteD aBoUt iT DuDE

[ see? He can say stupid things too. All in stupid memes even. ]

[mercurio]

cool
thanks [mum]

[mercurio]

lmfao i'm digging this

[seizedtheday]

And even longer for the others. I still figure it polite to let them say so for themselves than assuming.

[mercurio]

exactly our feelings over here
don't stress
they're all being taken care of

[godcards]

No.

[kittycaterer]

my phone is dying you know

[seizedtheday]

One could only guess Janet got tired of those unwarranted shoutouts.

[lalliho]

[after seeeeveral minutes:]

I know

[godcards]

I really highly doubt that.

Or rather, that's not a high bar to reach.

[hauhra]

Why even bring it up then, you idiot?

[seizedtheday]

You would think they'd be open to the idea. An angry consumer base is just bad business.

..... Though, I guess it helps there's no opt out option.

[ladya]

Say that enough times, and maybe you’ll actually start to believe it.
Not sure if that make you brave or delusional, but hey. Who'm I to judge?

Quietly accepting our crazy reality’s the best we can do.
Even rich kids these days don’t have the luxury of drowning in a pool of their own angst.

[mercurio]

oh right
can you live for twenty minutes or so? gotta get to the store and all

[digthefuzz]

security fyi
anyway cool stuff man
i'll have to see the man, the myth, the legend himself someday

[glaciers]

Probably. Once you're in you're in until they decide you aren't.

Kind of sucks.

[ladya]

Oh?

If this ain't bad, then what is?

[godcards]

Shut up, Bakhura. Don't turn this on me when I was only trying to be helpful. I gave you all that information, didn't I? This isn't my fault.

[elevelvetor]

it's a little bad.
however: i am in full support of this notion.
particularly as i know someone who is also averse to them for similar reasons!!
in fact, i'm on my way to pick up their fruit right now, seeing as they cannot stand having them around.

[seizedtheday]

And here I thought I'd never be living the embodiment of "Don't Forget; You're here Forever"

[storytelleroftime]

Hey I mean retrospec is definitely run by Normies but yeah. It's not a particularly high bar.