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[recollecters]

Hello Users, For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual. R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™. The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that. Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times. Thank you for your patience, Janet Wiseman Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!) Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.

Comments

[appraiser]

one sword sounds scary enough...
but badges and stickers off the app would be doable
like a little gold star for every strange thing you accept gracefully without losing your mind

[lalliho]

six

[parodeity]

those examples seem to be on two very different levels of seriousness

[scythegun]

[The text is coming in from "Gunther Schwarz" instead of Jaeger, because Retrospec's just like that, but maybe you'll be able to recognize that it's your boss from his over-the-top obnoxiousness.]

I'm certain people have already tried with the lawsuits but I haven't heard anything about those! Unfortunately, it seems you're stuck with Retrospec like so many of us! Don't worry, it's exactly as terrible as you're expecting!

[mercurio]

haha yeah maybe jimbo got fired or something
whatever it is makes me happy

[openhanded]

I'm just glad I didn't get arrested.
I um...
I might've punched a reporter in the face.

[appraiser]

that would be a great idea! more eyes would definitely help, and i don't think people would mock you-- you're putting effort into it for their sakes too. your work deserves appreciation

[parodeity]

speaking of which 4th of july
do you have plans

[scarlet_devil]

In my case, I would be absolutely livid. I want my expensive red jacket to _stay_ red.

[storytelleroftime]

Yes. The fact I was unaware of this actually irritates me more than the missing colors. I need my eyes checked, clearly.

[loudmouths]

BUT WHAT IF IT'S JUST JIM CALLING HIMSELF THAT???

[lalliho]

what is that supposed to mean?

[which probably isn't what she wants to hear and he could phrase things better but dat hotakainen lyfe]

[hollywooding]

[ ...honestly, she still wouldn't care either way, but she won't say that. ]

that's pretty messed up.
feels like an understatement, but

[redarm]

[Not here, but sure is saving that picture to his secret folder of dog pictures, yep yep]

[protegge]

youre the most intensely positive and affirming person in the entire world do you know that

[parodeity]

if that helps your theory stick im chill w that

[appraiser]

i wish i could do the same, but it's hard to forget about
it's always there on my phone, and on my laptop...
maybe i need a technology break? how do you do it?

[redarm]

...
do you really want to know?

[doitrockapella]

Blue, formerly. When you say "getting them back", are you suggesting that colors are actually being RANSOMED?

A flashback to what, is the question. I know there are plenty of cultures in the world that put stock in the notion of reincarnation, but I'm not sure if I'm among the believers in it, personally.

[parodeity]

can i ride your elephant when you get him

[storytelleroftime]

True. Still, if it's not a data breach, then it's at least some sort of privacy breach. And I deserve my privacy!

[mercurio]

clo..yingly...
@ardyn so about that dictionary

but ia i appreciate her going straight to the point

[parodeity]

it sounds like a name for a female dog

[appraiser]

haha
people say that to me, but i don't really think so...
i feel like this is normal?

[feistytrader]

Putting my bets down for going full War of the Worlds.
That said, the lack of blue fireworks is going to be pretty sad.