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[recollecters]

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[scythegun]

Something like that, probably!

[undergrowl]

Please stop talking like you're actually an intelligent human being. You're embarrassing yourself.

[ladya]

"Miss Highwind"? I'm flattered, kid, but you can drop the formalities and call me Aranea.

Really missing the color blue. It's hard for me to look up at the skies and always see a drab gray.

[storytelleroftime]

Actually, we're premiering a new production in two days. So really, this is probably the worst possible timing for me. Just my luck.

[parodeity]

fireworks
the only plan anyone ever needs for anything tbqh

[parodeity]

do you have a how to guide

[doitrockapella]

[And soon enough, Miss Sandiego makes her entrance — in red as always, and brandishing a few bags of paper cartons and Styrofoam containers that suggests she's brought along a lot more than just Peking duck.

But of course, it's never been Carmen's style to do anything halfway, either.

Shifting the bags to one black-gloved hand, she reaches up with her freed one to tug her dark sunglasses away from her face and push them up onto her head instead, holding her hair back from her face save for one stray lock that always seems inclined to fall over one eye, no matter what else she does.]

Studious as ever, I see.

[alitaba]

[ she'd like off that ride too ]

Not even with a factory reset?!

[redarm]

if you say so.

[thisloveisjustice]

Gerry, man, I'm going to save you some time and just say no, you didn't do any of that.

[protegge]

volleyfoot
yeah you got it

[centurian]

DEFINITELY NOT.

[appraiser]

i was homeschooled for much of my life, so a classroom... sometimes i feel like i want to sit in one, just for the experience
but i know that's silly

that's wonderful of you, helping out despite discomfort. i'm sure the students greatly appreciated your hard work!

[saburai]

I suppose that means that they are particularly dedicated to spreading this application, for whatever reason.

[storytelleroftime]

Great. So now we're really screwed. Well on the bright side, at least Jim can take hate comments marginally well without ruining people's lives over them.

[doitrockapella]

And that's a remarkably verbose way of saying absolutely nothing at all.

[playdolls]

Children are ingrates :)

Why homeschool? Mom over protective?

[seeker]

you really exist. lucky for us, this message is just vague enough to continue on with the assumption that jim's a stalker. which i'll be doing.
this is a lot of nice hr fluff, though not enough to make me feel at ease. not to be vain, but i like being a redhead, and i'm not looking forward to possibly graying early, or getting dogs replaced by giant lizards, or whatever surreal change is in store for us.
something's interesting about this. this post implies that whoever this shady organization is, they (currently) have no control over what's going on.
i doubt it, but...
food for thought.

[splinten]

Fair enough. On all counts, actually.
I am always down to slander Big Data and its increasingly invasive roll in our lives.

[scythegun]

It's true! Usually these posts are full of people complaining about Jim and his supposedly fake girlfriend, though he's never said anything in response. To my knowledge, at least!

[redarm]

[Wait that user picture looks familiar....]

Noah Robin Campbell there isnt a way to remove it.
Noah Robin Campbell sorry.

[appraiser]

!!! i like you too

with most things, it's not my place to judge, so i don't
that's just how it is

[lalliho]

how do you just "come across" something written in Icelandic

never mind I don't care

[It's also not...the important part of this.]

it sounds like I should be chucking my phone out the window

[saburai]

A color-stealing anime villain sounds equally as plausible.

...In that it's still utterly ridiculous, and yet the best explanation we have.

[redarm]

fair.
are you watching them or gonna set them off?