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[recollecters]

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Comments

[splinten]

They already took our peace of mind.
I'm personally waiting for them to replace something with dinosaurs. Turning this place into Jurassic Park is a logical next step.

[voideity]

[ just butts in ]

ok but now i WANT some dinosaurs
at least thatd be some cool shit

tho
arent chocobos dinos
bc chickens are dinos right

[splinten]

According to the science books here, chocobos are genetically related to zebras. Which is stupid.
Either way, I ain't settlin' until someone shows me a t-rex.

[voideity]

that is def the stupidest thing i have heard just 2day
what would we replace w t-rexes tho
what if cows
became
t-rexes
picture a farmer milkin a t-rex
t-rex milk
wait no theyre reptiles they dont make milk do they
that would wreck the industry shit

[splinten]

You're assuming the substitution will make any sense. I say go for it. Live out your T-rex milking dreams.

[voideity]

tru
#makecowstrexs @retrospec
im p sure i had that exact dream after seein jurassic world tho fr

[splinten]

That's your own fault for watching Jurassic World.

[voideity]

id argue but thats fair
i just cant stop thinking about how that red head runs in heels
like ive worn a heel or two
if im runnin from dinosaurs im taking those things off
i dont care if its raining or whatever
if ur life is at stake take off your fuckin heels

[splinten]

I'll agree to that about heels.
On the other hand, dying for cruggs seems warranted.

[he says these things BECAUSE he knows she disagrees]

[voideity]

im disowning you for the mere use of the word cruggs

[splinten]

Damn. No twin. It's the solo big sibling life for me.
I'll do what I can to make it on my own.

[parodeity]

i dont see the downside

[splinten]

Obviously there is no downside. We get to ride dinosaurs everywhere.

[parodeity]

yabba dabba doo

[splinten]

Don't tell me you're anti-Flynstones. The gritty modern remake is surprisingly solid.

[parodeity]

did i somehow imply i was

[splinten]

I couldn't quite measure the level of irony or lackthereof contained in your yabba dabba doo. Text is an unfairly finicky medium.

[parodeity]

youre better at it sometimes than at others

[splinten]

Usually, I'd hope. Tragically, even I have moments of fallibility. Hopefully you can forgive me them.

[parodeity]

nope you have to be perfect 100% of the time all the time
like roxy

[splinten]

You're going to put a brother ad on Craigslist again, aren't you.
This is what I get for making mistakes and not knowing how to skateboard.
Not knowing how to skateboard probably is my biggest mistake of all.

[parodeity]

not yet
i think the thing youd get most annoyed about isnt even related to that
or maybe you wouldnt
who knows

[splinten]

You're doing that thing again where you're vague in a way that concerns me and compels me to ask you to clarify.

[parodeity]

nothing to clarify
theres just two things ive discussed that may or may not upset you ig
its always hard to tell

1/2

[splinten]

[LITERALLY SEARCHES THE ENTIRE POST]

I'm still against you using time travel for your jobs and I hate the idea of losing our families, but you're in the clear for what was discussed on this post.
At least as far as I can tell.