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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-07-01 08:52 pm

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Hello Users,

For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options.

For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual.

R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™.

The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that.

Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times.

Thank you for your patience,

Janet Wiseman
Human Resources
Retrspec Incorporated

As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!)

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commandertoolbelt: (reasoning)

[personal profile] commandertoolbelt 2017-07-02 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
jim sounds more like the type to do that if you ask me
but i guess you can never really tell with these HR types can you
frostythehitman: (fear is how i fall)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-02 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Jim would do that because he's a jerk. If Janet got sick of him and decided to get rid of him, I'd call her a damn Recollan hero.

Except for the part where she's the new spokesperson for all the crap Retrospec's trying to pull on us, anyway.
commandertoolbelt: (nuts and bolts)

[personal profile] commandertoolbelt 2017-07-02 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
she doesn't sound as trolly as jim does so at least there's that
but isn't hr, like, made to hide that stuff anyway?

three guesses what they're going to take from us next
frostythehitman: (these wounds they will not heal)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-02 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. HR isn't here to help us, they're just here to keep doing the same old crap while making it sound nicer.

And I'm not about to start guessing what they're gonna take from us next. They're practically mining us for ideas at this point.
commandertoolbelt: (resigned)

[personal profile] commandertoolbelt 2017-07-02 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i'll believe they want to help when they start doing something useful

why would they need ideas from us when they've already taken actual colors?
here i thought i could think creatively, but that? never would have thought of it in a million years
and here we are
frostythehitman: (herbal essences up in this bitch)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-02 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Maybe to make it sting more. Like they're laughing in our faces for having our own words twisted against us.
commandertoolbelt: (you were saying)

[personal profile] commandertoolbelt 2017-07-03 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
that's a pretty jim thing to do yeah
but idk man it seems like they've got ways to figure out what's the last thing we want even without us saying it
case in point: some of the hallucinomemories

guess we'll see what happens when they tell us more about jim's game
frostythehitman: (these wounds they will not heal)

[personal profile] frostythehitman 2017-07-03 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, yeah. If it's anything Jim considers "fun", then it's definitely gonna spell misery and suffering for us.
commandertoolbelt: (Default)

[personal profile] commandertoolbelt 2017-07-06 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)