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dave my boy, you raise a good point!
but you never know what to expect when it comes to a company like this
good to know human resources got it down

[Don't ask if he actually knew what Human Resources actually entailed before this conversation and a google search.]

just looking into it!
you know, a little side thing for now

what kind of modelling
are you gonna pose with pizzas
i feel the need to bring it up preemptively since we always end up on the topic of pizzas

ah you've found the recurring trend
while i think i am finally ready to think about pizza again without having war flashbacks giant pizza 2k17,
no, i don't think it'll be pizza-themed
i'll just be, i dunno.
modeling. a photo shoot.
my old friend hooked me up!
so, it's a thing that's gonna happen

thats pretty cool actually
congrats?
meanwhile all my plans involve like you know
college
way less exciting

dude thanks!

but oh snapple i can't forget what's going on with you!
getting ready to join the big leagues huh
don't you worry
the big man on campus is ready to show you the ropes!
it may be more exciting than you think!

what courses are you taking?

starting with the boring question
mostly getting some gen eds out of the way
world history, world lit, math (world of pain)
and waiting to see if any cool-looking electives free up

ooooh
we should take an elective together

totes!!
you eying any, dude?

well art courses are always fun
we could do pottery and make terrible mugs

ah, a dream come true
we can make them match

they could have terrible pun slogans

now you're speaking my language!
i'd have to brush up on all my mug-related terms
then i'll be mugging for the audience!

so are we agreed to really for real take pottery ?

i thought we were still dancing on the line between joking and for realsies
but if you want to go for realsies
then yeah, man, why not!
let's do it, for realsies!

i couldnt tell if it was a joke or not but hey everyone needs a fun course right

and you're the one who started it!
but yeah, true that
let's take the plunge!
it's the next step in our friendship!

matching mugs and classes

it doesn't get much realer than that, broseph

youre trying to steal the position of best bro arent you

no way!
i'm not here to be a bromewrecker
i just want my fair slice of the bro pie!

you can bromewreck if you wanna just for use of that word

awesome
i totally came up with it off the top of my head
score!

i swear you could get paid to do that

is there anything out there that pays for that??

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