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Comments

[tire]

WHOA, UR REAL!!!!
this def changes my conspiracy theory plans!!!!!! i guess i have 2 take out "janet is fake"


HEAR ME OUT THO: what if shes a robot!!
look how nice she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESP COMPARED TO JIM

[parodeity]

if being nicer than jim makes you a robot half of us are an invading metallic deathsquad

[tire]

technology is cool these days!! MAYBE EVERY1 IS A ROBOT
are u a robot dave???? i hope not!!
i mean i guess ur a cool robot if u are BUT STILL

[parodeity]

i am in fact a robot overlord youve found me out
not an evil one though
that would require way too much effort
im actually secretly a lazy robot overlord

[loudmouths]

or it could be jim pretending to be someone else!!!!!!

what if the whole company is run by jim????

[tire]

fTHATS RIGHT!!!
she did call him mr. halloway!!!!!!!!!!!!! like ud call a boss maybe?!?!??
UR SO SMART

[loudmouths]

BUT WHAT IF IT'S JUST JIM CALLING HIMSELF THAT???

[godcards]

That's because Jim is an unprofessional moron.

[tire]

lol thats definitely tru
hes the worst!!!
but he gets 2 be all mean and this lady doesnt
what does it mean?!?!?!?

[godcards]

He was most likely a higher position, but Janet had enough.

Maybe Jim got fired!

[youraffection]

6 months ago i wouldve said that ur crazy and trolling but...
she might be
idek anymore
i mean if shes cute enough

[tire]

like if shes a cute robot?!?!
instead of like a square 1
lol
but a cute robot is still a robot!!! WHAT IF SHES STILL CONTROLLED BY JIM
everytime i try 2 think abt it it gets more confusing!!!

[youraffection]

IM JUST SAYIN
if shes cute maybe id understand why jims all over her thats all!
that doesnt make it right...
actually that might explain y we can never find anyone that works there...

[twostringsonebow]

What kind of conspiracy theories do you have outside of Janet's apparent robotness?
Also, she's most likely just acting in customer service mode. They're nice even when they want you dead.

[tire]

THAT THIS IS SECRETLY THE MATRIX

[twostringsonebow]

Excuse me?

[are you for fuckin real my dude]

[covenantal]

Can we really rule out either of them being robots? It's not like we've ever seen them...

[tire]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ROBOT INVASION

[covenantal]

We'll have to prepare.

Do you have your robot defenses ready?

[trappingheart]

eijun you dumbass robots arent nice
at least not really
dont you know theyre planning an uprising

[tire]

WAT
DO U THINK SO
also the maid from the jetsons was nice!!!!!!!!!

[trappingheart]

OMG ROSIE WASN'T NICE SHE HAD SUCH AN ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!
THEY'RE TOTALLY SCHEMING SOMETHING THOUGH you really cant see it????
one day they're gonna think we're unnecessary and decide to take over
we gotta stop them before that happens!!!!!!!

[lecturehall]

Wouldn't her being a robot also mean she's fake?

[tire]

HMM IG UR RIGHT
but i thought it was like
a fake person like jim was pretending to be her
maybe jim is still pretending to be her but
as a robot??!?!?!

im confused

[lecturehall]

Just take out the robot.