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[recollecters]

Hello Users, For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual. R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™. The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that. Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times. Thank you for your patience, Janet Wiseman Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!) Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.

Comments

[alitaba]

What kind of game is this???

Unsubscribe! ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ

[impulsives]

and deleting it doesn't do anything too. i tried, like two months ago. so yeah, there's that too.

[alitaba]

It's like Malware?! That sounds like an awful way to find users.

[saburai]

If you find the unsubscribe button, please do share.

[alitaba]

I'll just make one.

[playdolls]

a pretty good drinking game. take a shot every time retrospec sends you an annoying update.

[alitaba]

I'd rather have login bonuses!!

[appraiser]

it's a game....... called life!
i'm sorry, we haven't figured out a way to unsubscribe

[digthefuzz]

this is the game that never ends
it just goes on and on, my friend

[surprising]

i wish there was an unsubscribe button...
it took six months to give us any kind of reward
and all i have to show for it is some boring badge next to my profile

[cattack]

Were it that easy, none of us would still be here.

[youraffection]

a shitty 1
u know im kinda surprised they didnt invite u a while ago...

[mincingminuet]

I've tried everything to get rid of it. Including rooting through my registry.

The creepiest thing about it is that it'll install itself even if your device is off and not connected to the internet.

Seems impossible, right?

[covenantal]

You can't. No one can delete the app. Even if you stop using all devices, Retrospec's effects on you stay the same. We've tried.

The best way we've figured so far is to simply deal with what comes, and try to find answers.

[complementing]

if only we could ε- (￣､￣)

though if Janet's words are anything to go by, we'll have SOME kind of game that we'll be put through this month, so...brace yourself for that

[commandertoolbelt]

retrospec's kind of like those obnoxious emails you keep hitting unsubscribe on and they keep coming back no matter what

[flexer]

The cancellation fee is $250,000.

[trappingheart]

real talk if you want a good game to play i've been getting really hooked into swipe brick breaker
it's such a trap i swear but it's hella fun
also there's not much in the way of blue and green in it

.......oh but this is shit yeah you're totally right

[hauhra]

How'd you do that?

[crushcard]

It doesn't work. I tried to overwrite the code, too, and that didn't work either.

It's a terrible game, apparently.

[strayknight]

doesnt look like we can even delete the app, let alone unsub

[refate]

good to know i'm not the only cave troll that's struggling with this bullshit.

[yamagishi]

My thoughts exactly, I know I don't want to play this game either!

The graphics aren't even that great.

[maskreant]

don't forsake me.

at least take me with you.

[ladytakamaki]

If only there was an unsubscribe button!