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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-07-01 08:52 pm

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Hello Users,

For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options.

For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual.

R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™.

The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that.

Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times.

Thank you for your patience,

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centurian: (human ✮ yeah no)

[personal profile] centurian 2017-07-02 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ OH HEY SOMEONE HE KNOWS THANK GOD.

or maybe not this is still not cool. ]


Hey man.

But seriously, Tatsuo, I think I'm having an existential crisis right now.

It's like this.

You know what I do. You know how I'm supposed to be good at it, right?

So, riddle me this: how the hell does a guy that does what I do end up with malware on his WORK PHONE.
thisloveisjustice: (clueless)

[personal profile] thisloveisjustice 2017-07-02 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
They put it on your work phone? Oh my god have they got stones.

I hate to break it to you, it doesn't stop with the app.

centurian: (human ✮ this is how it's done)

1/2

[personal profile] centurian 2017-07-02 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ HE'S JUST. SCREAMING INTERNALLY. EVENTUALLY IT'LL STOP. ]

The worst part of it is that I think I was finally getting to a place where they realize that I'm doing good work and I'm not just here because of my dad. But nope, now I've gotta talk to my boss, tell him my phone's infected with malware, and we've got a giant security breach and it's going to be all... "Oh Gerry, isn't he only here because his dad's a federal judge? Of COURSE he'd screw it right up. This is just another example of NEPOTISM at its finest."

Sorry for the small novel. It's just, I don't understand how this happened. I AM THE MOST SECURE PERSON ONLINE EVER.
centurian: (human ✮ TURIANS?!?!)

[personal profile] centurian 2017-07-02 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ and then five minutes later. ]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T STOP WITH THE APP.
thisloveisjustice: (clueless)

[personal profile] thisloveisjustice 2017-07-02 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, first things first. Don't show them your phone. No, really. They will not see the app.

Second, think about the following words. Chocobo. Horse.
Edited 2017-07-02 03:29 (UTC)
centurian: (human ✮ srsly guys)

[personal profile] centurian 2017-07-02 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Wait a second... how can they not see the app? How does that make ANY sense it's literally right here.

[ and secondly...

his mind is being blown right now. ]


Holy shit. Horses, man.

[ it's like... his whole life has been a lie. ]
thisloveisjustice: (Default)

[personal profile] thisloveisjustice 2017-07-02 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
We, the 'users', are the only ones who see it. I tried showing it to the guys in the lab not long after I got it, and nothing. I tried it on a public computer at the library, and the lady next to me didn't see it. I like to call them 'nappers,' non-app-users. Because it's like we're awake and they're asleep.

[he almost wants to say 'like you were until today' but let's not go there]

Try not to think about the overlaps too hard at first. It's kind of headache inducing.