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[recollecters]

Hello Users, For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual. R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™. The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that. Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times. Thank you for your patience, Janet Wiseman Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!) Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.

Comments

[lalliho]

okay

so at what point does someone become not a newbie

I don't see a little badge next to my name like an mmo or something

[parodeity]

well theres a badge on my profile now for 6 months
so
around then?

[lalliho]

I'll make sure to remember that you'll lie to me in six months then

assuming no one's figured out how to delete this still

[parodeity]

hey i could decide to be completely honest with you forever

[lalliho]

I'll never be able to tell because your system is stupid and flawed

[parodeity]

youre a very cheerful person arent you

[lalliho]

mrh

[parodeity]

was that a sound or an acronym

[lalliho]

a sound

I can't even think up a fake acronym for that

[parodeity]

i find its best to keysmash first and acronym later

[lalliho]

I honestly can't tell if you're supposed to be helpful or unhelpful in the weirdest way

[parodeity]

am i supposed to be either thing
but tbh ill answer any questions you come up with
if i know the answers anyway

[lalliho]

most people are one or the other

if you can't delete it that's all I really need to know

I guess it would be good if I could hide my profile but I'm guessing that would be too easy

[parodeity]

pretty much
you should be able to change your picture next month though

[lalliho]

um

okay

why does it make you wait a month

[parodeity]

we honestly have no clue
its the most inane shit though

[lalliho]

oh

it's just a picture so that's okay but weird

[parodeity]

oh generally you wont risk getting superpowers or physical changes until month two
again we have no idea why
possibly it is related to the profile picture thing

[lalliho]

if I need to change my profile picture to get superpowers I'm okay with not doing that

[parodeity]

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