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Comments

[appraiser]

we could take it off blogging and meet up in person

[lalliho]

puppies jump and pee all over the place

[appraiser]

puppies can be trained to stop
also i'm not a puppy

[lalliho]

the point is that in person puppies are worse than internet puppies

[appraiser]

not always! i will be the most well-behaved in person puppy! give me a chance!

[lalliho]

calm down

I just got told I have a stalker app for life now. I don't need someone hounding me off the app too

so keep this on app for now if you're going to do this

[appraiser]

i'm calm! but alright, internet puppy for now
i can text you whenever?
are you very busy during the day?

[lalliho]

no

to the day part since you wouldn't listen to the other part

for some reason

[appraiser]

then i can text you whenever, if you're not busy!
since retrospec shows your name, your picture, your contact information

[lalliho]

yes I noticed ryoji mochizuki

[At least this probably wasn't some hyper-American jerk that made a hobby out of messing with foreigners, with a name like that.]

I still don't know why you want to so bad

[appraiser]

[ he might not be hyper-american but ryoji likes messing with befriending foreigners... ]

hmm because i like talking to people, and learning about them, and becoming friends with them

[lalliho]

[Point is, no bullying over his accent.]

there are plenty of others in this city

weird to focus so much on the guy that doesn't seem to want friends

[appraiser]

yes, and i want to be their friends too
you don't 'seem to' but do you want to?

[lalliho]

this is not a conversation I'm having with a stranger

[appraiser]

we're not strangers! we know each other's names!

[lalliho]

I hope that doesn't work on the kids that know to say someone taught them not to talk to strangers

[appraiser]

:(
i'm not going to murder you in cold blood, i just want to be friends

[lalliho]

okay fine

but you need to not

be so much?

[appraiser]

be so much what?

[lalliho]

you

a little less you won't be so scary

[appraiser]

if i were less me, i wouldn't be me...
what part of me is scary?

[lalliho]

um

pushy?

don't come at people you just met talking about being friends with everyone

especially someone saying he wants people to say six words or less a day

[appraiser]

oh
i never thought of it as pushy
friendship is a wonderful thing, so it feels only natural to want to extend it to all i can
we could be friends and exchange less than a dozen words between us each day, though

[lalliho]

that's still pushy

friends aren't a decision it just happens

[not that he'd actually know lol]

stop trying to be friends when you know nothing about me

[appraiser]

hasn't it happened already, though? aren't we friends?