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I think I'll try the exorcism anyway

easier than learning my phone settings to find where to turn off all these stupid notifications

actually you can turn it off

but that's it. you can't quit or delete the app or whatever. it's irritating i know, especially since you rarely see any good posts around here.

yes I just never needed to find where to do that before because I don't have dumb apps with dumb notifications

what do you usually do with your phone then

I don't have to do anything I could ignore it for a week before but today it got noisy and annoying

wow that's
really sad

don't you ever go out or something

it's not sad if it's what I want

in the way you mean probably not

wait

you're a shut-in?

[ like an actual shut-in not like tsushima? wow. ]

I guess so

[Is this coming across as a big deal... Why is it a big deal...]

oh
so
you don't go out at all?

ever??

[ he's going to approach this as if encountering a new species in the wild, don't mind him ]

I have to eat you know

I buy food

[He also runs, but that's...his. The more that gets out, the higher the chance of running into another person when he's just trying to relax.]

not that this is any of your business

of course not, it's just

ive never really met a shut-in before

then again they don't just proclaim that they're a recluse irl so

[ he's trying so hard not to judge here bc he's never met anyone like that ]

I'm not some rare animal I just don't want to deal with all those weird annoying things in the city

there's nothing wrong with the outside world, though?? of course it's going to be weird and annoying, that's all how cities are.

if you don't like the hustle and bustle, just move in the countryside or something

I already don't leave my home I'm not going to leave it to go find a whole different one

again not that it's any of your business at all

i know it's not

im just saying that the world isn't as scary as you think

even if the city's being control by some cursed app

but tbh i dont blame you for not wanting to go outside anymore during all this

I'm not scared I just don't like it

what's there to hate, anyway

you need to touch grass sooner or later though

maybe next time I'm out I'll walk all over a garden just for you

better take photos when you do as proof of your bravery

and create another exhibit for you to gawk at? no

what exhibit? im not like those retrospec weirdos who'd take unsolicited photos of you and post them around the network

that's even worse

that's creepy

but you're still acting like I'm some weird unbelievable zoo thing

i told you, ive never encountered a shut-in before

i thought most of your people would've died out by now

or have matured and has managed to get back outside no problem

what's that supposed to mean?

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