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Comments

[uncagedbird]

Thank you... [That really means a lot coming from Noah.]

Both of those will definitely help! You know I'll try anything you make.

Would you find it strange if I learned how to use a sword?

[redarm]

i hope so. we cant live on just take-out.

[Yeah, he may have learned just to make sure him and ari don't starve]

uh i dunno
that depends
are you and dante going to get all flirty during training sessions?

[uncagedbird]

You're right, we can't.

Sometimes I miss having homemade food, like... chicken and dumplings. My caretaker used to make them for me when I was sick. I've never been able to find it at a restaurant, but it takes so much time and the flavor's so complex... I could never replicate it.

[.... oh my gosh, Noah.]

What? No! We're not that obnoxious, are we?

[redarm]

chicken and dumplings?
i know that one.
dad would make it sometimes.

[what this is what its like to have a little brother]

you...have your moments.

[uncagedbird]

Yes! Isn't it wonderful? It's like chicken noodle soup but so much better. If you ever wanted to make it, I'd love to help you.

[... welp.]

I...

I'm so sorry. I promise I'm not trying to be like that.

[redarm]

sure. ill ask him for the recipe next time i call him.

[which will probably be the recipe on the side of the Bisquick box but HEY IT COUNTS]

dont worry
dantes usually much more obnoxious than you are.

[uncagedbird]

That would be wonderful!

... I'm not comforted by that, but I'll keep it in mind anyway.

[redarm]

ok

anyway you should go with whatever weapon makes you comfortable.

[uncagedbird]

[overflow!]

[darkinferno]

you're the one that asked

don't complain about getting the answers you asked for

[redarm]

see?
obnoxious.

[darkinferno]

that's a default state of being, don't make ari think you mean she's being obnoxious about flirting when you're talking apples and oranges

but hey if you want me to take the flirting up to "obnoxious" i can do that

[redarm]

wow interjecting into other people's conversations and correcting the grammar.

youre right youre not just obnoxious.

youre fucking annoying.

[darkinferno]

semantics

[Trolling game is apparently still A+, plus some new lessons in how to be more succinct from watching the prof...]

[redarm]

whatever.