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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-07-01 08:52 pm

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Hello Users,

For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options.

For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual.

R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™.

The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that.

Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times.

Thank you for your patience,

Janet Wiseman
Human Resources
Retrspec Incorporated

As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!)

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-07-02 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Very true, but-- a starved monkey given a keyboard.

[He actually laughs at that on his side.]

I do hope dear Jim is around to read that comment.
smothershadow: (She smiles sometimes I promise)

[personal profile] smothershadow 2017-07-02 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps he'll learn not to stick his nose where it doesn't belong, then.

[Some things bite, after all.]
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-07-02 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It's far too late for that. They've gone and changed too much to not be considered invasive, even if they did turn around and undo all the damage.

Are you new to this app?
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[personal profile] smothershadow 2017-07-02 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately.

'Invasive' is a bit of an understatement for taking entire colors out of the world.
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-07-02 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
True. Would you prefer egregious instead? Abhorrent, maybe?
smothershadow: (She smiles sometimes I promise)

[personal profile] smothershadow 2017-07-02 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Simply dreadful.

And this is supposed to be something to be grateful for?
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-07-03 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all. You'd be hard pressed to find someone here who would call it anything remotely close to that.

Unless you consider the way they've treated us thus far as something to be grateful /for/, but then I would merely have to question why. Have you been told about what to expect thus far?
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[personal profile] smothershadow 2017-07-03 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I have not.

More unprofessionalism, I presume. Treating your userbase like children is a certain way to lose clients and business partners.


[How does anyone in Retrospec have a job??

More importantly, why do they have jobs and her esteemed personage doesn't? It's very unfair.
]
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-07-04 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[The how's and why's of Retrospec will forever remain a mystery. For now, at least.]

I'd be remiss not to tell you of all the changes that happen to our little userbase, then. Memories of what some believe to be a past life, and what others believe to be another you from an alternate universe. Physical changes. Suddenly waking up with certain abilities.

Things like that.
smothershadow: (She smiles sometimes I promise)

[personal profile] smothershadow 2017-07-05 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ridiculous.

[That's it, that's the whole message.

...it does take several minutes to get there, though.
]
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[personal profile] daemonized 2017-07-06 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well. It's not... wrong.]

Quite so, I'm afraid.