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[recollecters]

Hello Users, For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual. R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™. The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that. Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times. Thank you for your patience, Janet Wiseman Human Resources Retrspec Incorporated As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!) Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Any new characters will find that the first photo they upload is locked as their profile picture for the rest of the month. Characters who have been in game since February will find their profiles now have a 6 months badge. It does absolutely nothing of note.

Comments

[maskreant]

nerd killer.

[youraffection]

WOULD U KNOCK THAT OFF
i said i was sorry!
and ur not even dead!

[maskreant]

or am i?

anyway, this is another definition of that "woke" meme, then. good to know. i'll make sure i use it and give you credit.

[youraffection]

if this is ghost typing then ill eat my foot

actually give yukiko credit
she was the 1 who started using it i just think it fits
but i gotta ask
what do u think about the chocobos?

[maskreant]

please record it and upload it, too.

they're okay. they serve the same purpose as horses, right? except they're giant birds. i guess they aren't so gallant that you want to ride into the sunset with your lover.

you probably don't have the money to rent one that long anyway.

[youraffection]

prove it 1st

theyre giant chickens theres nothing gallant or remotely romantic about them
giant ridable yard birds

wtf
2 rent a chocobo? whats that supposed 2 mean?

[maskreant]

[youraffection]

o m g
ur doing this
ur rly doing this

[maskreant]

do you hear that...? the small scratches against your window, the light footsteps in your hallways? if you close your eyes, the signs are definitely there. there's a presence, hovering barely over your shoulder and tracing a chilly breath against the outer shell of your ear.

a faint whisper lingers in the air, drowned out by the sound of your beating headphones. just because you shut out the world, doesn't mean the truth disappears.

how can you deny that i'm here, Hanamura?

[youraffection]

yes i deny it u weirdo!
this isnt creepypasta!

[ Although admittedly he did check the window just in case... ]

[maskreant]

you can't run away