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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-07-01 08:52 pm

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Hello Users,

For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options.

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The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that.

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Thank you for your patience,

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lalliho: (don't make me come over there)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-02 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
of course

is there anything that's going to make all these beeps and buzzes worth it
frisyr: (besvikelse)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-07-02 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Usually it's the opposite

Like have you noticed anything else weird yet
lalliho: (go eat a boat)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-02 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
wiseman gave the tipoff about colors

someone mentioned horses

but all these texts are still the weirdest and most annoying
frisyr: (....väää)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-07-03 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I mean you could just put your phone on silent
lalliho: (it's for science or something)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-03 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
don't know how
frisyr: (allt bra?)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-07-03 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
what kind of phone do you even have
frisyr: (....väää)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-07-03 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
are you serious
lalliho: (you're a disgrace)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-03 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[stop judging him, stranger]

it's just a phone I don't care what kind it's supposed to be
frisyr: (allt bra?)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-07-03 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I mean it would help to figure out how to put it on silent? can you ask a friend or something
lalliho: (no wait i don't like that)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-03 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
yes but it's not weird I don't know

[No, it is... Let him believe.]

that requires a friend to ask

I'll figure it out
frisyr: (besvikelse)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-07-03 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
ok tmi cause i'm not your therapist but also maybe just flag down a stranger

pretend to be a tourist, they won't get that annoyed
lalliho: (mrrh)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-03 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
ew

I said I'll figure it out

and I don't need a therapist I'm not desperate for a friend jfc
frisyr: (bok)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-07-03 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok I guess.... Not gonna tell you how to live your life
lalliho: (why did you tell me to hang up first)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
good you're the first one on here
frisyr: (ljus)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-07-04 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
i mean you're not obligated to respond to anybody
lalliho: (a weird swede is talking to me)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-04 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[after seeeeveral minutes:]

I know
frisyr: (allt bra?)

[personal profile] frisyr 2017-07-04 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure I feel like you probably don't text people too often
lalliho: (don't touch the dude)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-07-04 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not an idiot I can know that without texting people