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Hello Users,

For those of you who are new: Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options.

For all, new and old: Please be advised that should you go above and beyond the call of duty for Mr. Halloway's little game in the coming days, there may be a reward granted or information given. 100% completion would be the goal for that, should you have an interest. If you have no interest in the matter, please feel free to carry on as usual.

R&D will not be handling further communiques for this month, or possibly the next few months. This should not, of course, have any impact on your usage of Retrospec™.

The first milestone for the second of the colors lost has been met, and accordingly we have diverted resources to fix what could be fixed. R&D has alerted me that a bigger loss may occur in the near future, and I would advise you to be careful, though I am afraid neither they nor I can be much more detailed than that.

Finally, I would like to extend congratulations to those of you who have now reached your sixth month. We hope you will continue to accept our assistance in these trying times.

Thank you for your patience,

Janet Wiseman
Human Resources
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As of this post green fruits and flowers of this color regain their pigment. (Note: this is not all plants. This is just for flowers and fruits!)

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considering how often i've been enlisted in jailbreaking phones for frat boys, i can pretty much say this is way beyond that.

also, not me. just to clarify.

that sounds like something someone that's guilty would say

thanks for the faith, princess.
i'm just as annoyed with this, to be honest, and it's not even just our phones.
check your laptop. i recommend you cover the camera with some tape.

you're really not helping yourself here. you wanna pull your foot out of your mouth anytime soon?

ugh. great. i paid for this, of course now it's got some kind of social media fungus on it.
will do.

if i wanted to spy on people through their tech, i wouldn't be going public with the information. just food for thought.

of course. but i'll get back to you on extermination progress for that fungus.

hurry it up, will you? make yourself useful for once.
though, from what i've heard, this thing is impossible to get rid of.
someone told me people have tried to set it on *fire* with no luck.

and what're you gonna do to be useful?
honestly if people are saying that shit, and setting their tech on fire, they're not going for the source.

[ And that's all he's going to say about it in a public space. ]