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[sonofpatriots]

Of course I do. I wasn't born yesterday and I have a full liquor cabinet.

[doublesmall]

then you're already better prepared than most. try not to crack into too much, though, you're gonna need it later- trust me, six months later it's never stopped getting weird.

so what kind of collection do you have?

[sonofpatriots]

Oh no, I mean to make this liquor last for a long time but I do want to make a 'drinking game' out of this. Tip your shotglass and chug whenever Retrospec starts its shit.

Now that, comrade, is how you deal with bullshit.

Well, let's see: Bourbon, more bourbon, copious amounts of vodka, tequila from Tijuana, gin, good ol' whiskey, cognac, a few reds & whites, real Jamaican rum, and even moonshine that is made by yours truly.

[doublesmall]

that's at least once a week, sometimes. and they like to make it harder-- ever tried pouring from a bottle bigger than you?

pretty damn good list though- you make your own? how long have you been working on that?

[sonofpatriots]

Once a week? Yep, that's good enough for a drinking game. Hell, I don't know how you folks stomach this but I guess I get to find out mighty soon.

Please, if I get shrunk I might as well tip the bourbon over and drink it like a flowing river. You can bring the horse to water but it prefers bourbon.

Since I was a teenager. This is just a side hobby of mine but I'm decent at it.

[doublesmall]

not guaranteed to be every week, mind, but the way the memory shit happens? you never know when it's gonna hit. best to just assume you're not gonna get much of a break.

honestly, that's almost what we did-- I wanted to see if we could make a jacuzzi or something but apparently that can be fatal. someone's always gotta be a buzzkill.

so would you mind if I ask a few questions about that, sometime? been thinking about getting into it myself, maybe have something new for the bar's stock eventually, but haven't gotten around to trying yet.

[sonofpatriots]

Unpredictablility is a dangerous thing. I think I'm going to keep a close eyes on our "friends" here before I pass judgment. While I suspect this to be something likened to an experiment of some kind, I can't help but feel this is something far grander than some labrats putting up a show.

If so, we might be in for a doozy. Not too many people realize just how shady this world really is.

A jacuzzi isn't anything to fret about though. Sounds like you just have very boring friends.

I wouldn't mind at all. I like to share my knowledge about my hobbies. Making moonshine is an artform that most average folks don't partake within. Your curiosity in this artform makes you a cut above the rest.

You own a bar, don't you?