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[recollecters]

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Comments

[elevelvetor]

ah... well, yes, i suppose that could be it.
but i was thinking more along the lines of Tim/Timothy.
so: Jimothy.

[parodeity]

jimothy is better im naming my firstborn child jimothy

[elevelvetor]

how cruel! they'll be mocked for their awful name.
and then they'll look at you and ask:
"papa, why did you name me jimothy?"

[parodeity]

to teach them strength

[elevelvetor]

and if they use that strength to eventually end your life on the rocks, having held a flame for revenge in their hearts for their name?

[parodeity]

then i will have my much desired cinematic death scene

[elevelvetor]

bravo! bravo!
i wish i could be there to see it. i'd love to cheer for you and your kin.
such a romantic scene (as in the style of romance era novels and the like) should not be hidden from mortal eyes.

[parodeity]

i mean youre invited if it ever occurs

[elevelvetor]

!!!!!
you're very kind, dave, i will heartily accept this invitation.
will i have to bring a hypothetical date? is alcohol appropriate?
what would be the dress code? i believe something casual would suffice, but then again, such an event might call for something more formal.

[parodeity]

you have to bring a date and also i will only accept full on formalwear for my death?

[elevelvetor]

how gaudy should i be?
asking because i need to know if i should invest in over-the-top jewelry or not.

[parodeity]

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