approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

[thesettingsun]

SOME OF US DON'T HAVE POWERS THIS BINGO IS RIGGED

[Glad we got the complaining out of the way.]

Comments

[adoringpast]

[ Give him a moment to look through his card. ]

There's this one where I get to send something to that Jim bastard from the registry. I say we give something that should express our deepest, most sincere thoughts to him. What do you think?

[thesettingsun]

I have that one on my card. And I'm sure he'd appreciate a really thoughtful gift that shows just how we feel about him.

[They're gonna get the most hideous thing and it will feel so good.]

[adoringpast]

I'm glad we're on the same page for once. I'll let you know when I'm free so that we can look over the registry together.

Pleasure doing business with you. ♪

[thesettingsun]

[why is it always 'for once'...]

Keep me posted.