approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

[thesettingsun]

SOME OF US DON'T HAVE POWERS THIS BINGO IS RIGGED

[Glad we got the complaining out of the way.]

Comments

[thesettingsun]

So, worse than laser vision? Just how bad is it?

[me_matey]

da fuck? laser vision?

im talkin about super strength

[thesettingsun]

It was just an example. You can't dial it down or control it at all?

[me_matey]

hell na u cant just dial it down u think i have a fuckn dial-a-punch on me or sumshit?

[thesettingsun]

Well. Yeah. That's pretty much a thing people do already, so they don't pick up rabbits with the same kind of strength you'd use to try to open a pickle jar. It's a basic human thing.

[me_matey]

sept i gotta fuckn learn it all the fuck over again!

[thesettingsun]

At least you know you'll get it eventually? Good luck.

[me_matey]

r u bein a smartass?

[thesettingsun]

No, I'm sending my completely sincere well-wishes.

[me_matey]

cuz u comin off like a smartass

[thesettingsun]

Maybe you shouldn't assume the worst of people over the internet.

[He's a little bit of a smartass.]

[me_matey]

homeshit i will slap the taste out ur mouth if u dont cut that sass back

[thesettingsun]

Please don't? I like my mouth to work properly?

[He's also a weenie.]

[me_matey]

glad we came to an understandin

[thesettingsun]

No one's more glad than me.

[me_matey]

besides

ur probably gonna do just fine without super powers

[thesettingsun]

I hope so, I want to defeat this bingo.

[me_matey]

defeat

homey it aint that big a deal

[thesettingsun]

Everything that has to do with this shitty social media company is a big deal.

[me_matey]

psh they aint shit but trolls. probably cant even do shit on they own.

[thesettingsun]

You're new, right?

[me_matey]

the hell do u mean by that?

[thesettingsun]

I mean you don't remember waking up smaller than an ant one day.

[me_matey]

hell yeah i remember, fuck if u mean like that i was here when the horses first turned into birds.

that dont mean i think a bunch techy nerds are evil overlords, ya feel me? jim a troll, he a pissbaby troll, he just tryn act hard.

[thesettingsun]

I'm familiar with trolls and pissbabies. They normally can't shrink people or turn horses into birds or take away colors.