retrospec | approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

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SOME OF US DON'T HAVE POWERS THIS BINGO IS RIGGED

[Glad we got the complaining out of the way.]

That's not my name. My name is right there, you can't argue that you don't know it.

[Just... going to ignore that horrible pun...]

nah i like sunshine better

Jerk. Nishit.

[Insulting nicknames are not his specialty at all.]

woooooooow you tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end you crashed and burned hard

Well I'm sorry that I don't have a gold medal in insulting people.

yeah you should get better at that

[ stop. ]

While you were coming up with insults, I studied how to be a decent person.

[Studying the blade would have been cooler, though.]

blahhhhhhhhhh
boringggggggg
you need to loosen up and have some fun

I have plenty of fun! I just don't think being a jerk is fun!

[When it's with his name attached.]

scuse you it's plenty of fun
who knows maybe acting like a jerk'll give you one of those hallucinomemories

That's just all the more reason not to.

awww but retrospec is just here to help us out!
give us a hand!

god, i hate myself for writing that.

You should. No amount of sarcasm would make those two sentences not terrible.