approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

[thesettingsun]

SOME OF US DON'T HAVE POWERS THIS BINGO IS RIGGED

[Glad we got the complaining out of the way.]

Comments

[youraffection]

haha right?
maybe we should try 2 piss him off more

[thesettingsun]

Nothing about writing a nice ode to Janet says we can't write another poem insulting her.

[youraffection]

truth!
or u know just bc its nice 2 janet doesnt mean it has 2 b nice 2 him

[thesettingsun]

An ode to Janet, who admirably puts up with her creepy stalker coworker.

[youraffection]

yea man
i almost feel sorry 4 her

[thesettingsun]

No one deserves that, no matter where they work.

[youraffection]

#freejanet?

[thesettingsun]

A GoFundMe to help pay for a restraining order.

[youraffection]

that would almost b funny tbh

[thesettingsun]

Court cases are expensive. I'm sure we could get something going if we had her permission. If not, we might get in trouble.

[youraffection]

what else r they gonna do 2 us
steal another color?

[thesettingsun]

It's hard to think of what else you could do like that. You can't get rid of a number, and a letter of the alphabet would be too complicated. They could switch out another animal?

Maybe wasps. I'd be fine with them switching wasps for anything not wasps.

[youraffection]

but what if they switched that 4 like giant wasps

[thesettingsun]

I have so many regrets about this conversation.

[youraffection]

hey u started the wasps thing!

[thesettingsun]

And I regret starting it.

[youraffection]

cant we just blame retrospec?

thread wrapup?

[thesettingsun]

Sounds good to me.

sounds good!

[youraffection]

perf