retrospec | approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

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SOME OF US DON'T HAVE POWERS THIS BINGO IS RIGGED

[Glad we got the complaining out of the way.]

I think that would count as your power of carpentry anyway. Build a catapult, hit somebody with something, check off a square.

well if that counts why wouldn’t anything else?
everyone’s got some sort of skill so you’d just need to find yours!

Maybe I'll write a story where Jim gets eaten by a walrus and that'll count.

i know you're joking but i would 100% read that

I probably won't do it for bingo, but I'd write that story in general.

if you do you should share it on the network
i can't be the only one who'd get a laugh out of that

Absolutely. I'm sure practically everyone on Retrospec would appreciate it. Except the ones with no sense of humor.

after everything jim's done?
they'll probably like it too!

That's true. Even the nicest people who don't like to laugh at other people being fictionally eaten by walruses have a breaking point.