retrospec | approximately three minutes after the alarms start going off

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SOME OF US DON'T HAVE POWERS THIS BINGO IS RIGGED

[Glad we got the complaining out of the way.]

Huh? How so? Can motivational speakers grow wings and fly?

I mean if you could teleport.

They can?

[Congrats, now he's utterly confused.]

Maybe they can now?? I can't prove they can't.

. . . . . WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?!

What kind of logic lets blue and green just disappear?? We don't have logic anymore!

Yeah- But-- Thatd oesn't mean you have to help them breaking it even more!! *that oesn't *deosn't ...... I hate you. TT^TT

Don't break your keyboard too.

I use a touchscreen, how would that even work?

[Please don't jinx it.]

If I know anything about technology, it's that everything can break somehow and cost a shitton of money to replace.

That can be said about pretty much anything. Including the human body.

Not everything. Point taken on the human body, though.