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nui harime ☺ 針目縫 ([personal profile] eyestitch) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-07-05 09:28 pm
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Nui Harime
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🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP

who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right?

like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁

does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even?

💏 💞 ???? i need answers


((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))
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eyestitch: (☺ dix)

i started googling bulk rubber ducks...

[personal profile] eyestitch 2017-07-07 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
what do you think they'll do with the duckies? probably something terrible, right? jim is just so untrustworthy. that scoundrel!

what's the going price on something like that? you're pretty committed!
covenantal: (206.)

omg. the things rp makes us google...

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-07-09 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, you're right. He couldn't be trusted with 500 rubber duckies. I'm sure we'd all end up finding common household objects replaced with duckies, or something equally nefarious.

The cost is nothing compared to Jim and Janet's happiness and future fortune, of course.
eyestitch: (☺ onze)

oh, you have no idea.

[personal profile] eyestitch 2017-07-11 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
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BZZZT! no way! you can't put a price on happiness! when you find your soulmate, you'll definitely understand!

all fish replaced with rubber duckies...i'd have to go full carnivore! oh no!

he DOES like a good gag gift though, right? hm.................
covenantal: (194.)

IM FUCKING LOSING MY SHIT @ MEDIEVAL RUBBER DUCKIES LIKE WTF

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-07-11 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
How could I have been so blind? Of course. It's not the price, but the thought that counts. I'll have to put my whole heart and soul into the gift I get for Jim and Janet, to reflect my true feelings.

Until all meat turns into cartoon cows, or something like that.

He must, given what's actually on his registry. I'm pretty sure I saw ring pops on there.
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DUCKIE JOUSTING. also: nativity duckies, duckies with lipstick, and cupcake duckies

[personal profile] eyestitch 2017-07-12 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
if we see a woman walking around in a ring pop, we're gonna finally have a face for janet's name!

it's the milk and honey diet for me, i guess! like jim, i have pretty expensive tastes. well, i don't want any duplicates, so what's plan b after the ducks?
covenantal: art by <user name=tpccw site=tumblr.com> (268.)

nativity duckies. why @ god. i'm a good person and i didn't ask for this

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-07-12 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe we should go people watching and try to spot her.

I'm sure we'll find some way to meet your demanding tastes. In the meantime, he seems to have pool noodles on there, too. So ... there's those.
eyestitch: (☺ quinze)

a family can be the son of god as a rubber duck and his duck mother and the duck donkey

[personal profile] eyestitch 2017-07-13 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
like a janet stakeout?

jeez! that sounds so boring! i'd die stuck in one place all day like that! unless...you have any clever ideas for stakeouts! then i bet you'd be really fun to hang out with, at least. 😊

pool noodle spaghetti...oh, this won't work AT ALL! everything's making me think of food now. you'll have to be the one who does that one!
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[personal profile] covenantal 2017-07-21 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Clever ideas for stakeouts? That's a new one. Still, we could make it a competition, or choose a stakeout spot that would at least be fun. That way we could enjoy ourselves and try to get some information, too. Maybe we could go in disguise, like real spies?

Ah, what an unfortunate turn of events. Don't worry. I'll take care of the pool noodles for you.
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[personal profile] eyestitch 2017-07-23 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
you're my hero, noodle guy! 💖💖💖

this bingo already feels like a competition, so that's a PASS from me. a field trip stakeout, though? just like high school again! sign me UP!

i'd be willing to make a few disguise effects, if the cause is really really really really really really really REALLY worthwhile!
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[personal profile] covenantal 2017-07-27 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, you'd actually want to? We'll have to make it worth your while then, as you said.

First, the location. We have this registry, so Jim or Janet must have been to the store to set it up at some point. We can start there. Next, the disguises. What about high-class shoppers? The more important and distinguished, the better. No one ever says no to people who look like they belong.

Third, the goal. Get information on Jim or Janet, or find out more behind the registry. Plus... I guess, if we really felt like it, we could do a little shopping or something?
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[personal profile] eyestitch 2017-07-31 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
sure i would! you know, just speculating is getting really boring! i didn't download a conspiracy theory app!

it looks like i'm going to have to dig in my formal business attire closet! do you need a briefcase? i can find one that matches whatever you have!

tbh i care WAY more about what they look like than why they made the registry, but ymmv. what's your call? 😎
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