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[eyestitch]

Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

Comments

[seeker]

i'm going to choose not to comment on that.
that could be true. but it's always cliche, and depressing, when someone seemingly capable ends up with a one-liner spouting manchild.
he probably watches adam sandler movies.
i'm holding out until we have definitive proof.

[eyestitch]

your loss!

ah jeez, that's jim for you. the kind of guy who watches adam sandler movies. i'd say he only has a microwave and no oven but there's DEFINITELY some oven mitts or something on that list.

you're tenacious! i actually really appreciate that. i'm definitely too jaded, so i wouldn't be surprised if janet sold out her gender.