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[eyestitch]

Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

Comments

[overtwohundred]

if we do i'll make him regret it
birthday suits?
jims enough of a loser to subject janet to that

you're hilarious kid
my dating life's damn healthy

[eyestitch]

kid? hm...weird to hear considering the subject matter. i'm glad you're getting yourself out there! good for you.

birthday suits...maybe. what if a guy shows up who's, you know, a better pick than jim?

well, not that you can judge a book bit its cover 😳

[overtwohundred]

i call everyone kid

then i guess it's not meant to be or whatever
janet should know there are probably better fish in the sea anyway

[eyestitch]

oh, i get it! i totally do the same thing, just ask that bow girl! just obviously not with kid.

she should, right? if (speculation yadda yadda every1 knows we really dunno yet) she's real and jim stole her heart, maybe for some reason she thinks he's the best she could ever get.