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[eyestitch]

Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

Comments

[liberal_arts]

Ah.

How distasteful.

Yes, that slot is on my card as well.

[eyestitch]

have you been to the dept store yet? i'm getting tired of running up those stairs!

any ideas?

[liberal_arts]

My idea was to simply not do it.

... A friend brought me along with them, however, so it wound up being done, regardless.

[eyestitch]

well, this way you can "thank" your friend for whatever shows up in the middle space on your bingo card! you saw it, right?

well, maybe it'll be more like blaming him! 😋

don't you care about all this memory stuff?

[liberal_arts]

I am in a privileged position. Money is not really an object for me at this point in my life.

[eyestitch]

so if you learn something about yourself (or, yknow, ''''yourself'''') from playing bingo or picking up a weird object of eating some sausage before bed it won't bother you?

[liberal_arts]

I didn't say that. But I'm not wanting to purchase frivolous gifts for a petty man in order to pursue my questions.

[eyestitch]

what's a little money if you have a lot?

still, i can tell your moral center is really strong, right? you're probably someone who works extra hard for what he believes in!

[liberal_arts]

Well that's probably much more generous an assessment than I deserve. But an artist without integrity isn't worth much, I suppose.

how did this tag get lost? good god i'm sorry

[eyestitch]

no, no! you better believe it! integrity includes conviction, you know! the most determined artists held onto that determination right up to the cutting edge of history!

will YOU be that artist?

no worries! i'm pretty busy myself

[liberal_arts]

That really depends on what you define as the cutting edge of history. I'm not out to destroy myself any time soon, and I already have a known name without having to toil my life away in poverty and misery.

I am a bit more fortunate than the most famous names of creation.

i was doing other tags and scrolled up like 'wait what'

[eyestitch]

that must give you a lot of time to study philosophy! 🤗

what do you think about the ppl who say 'suffering makes for great art'?

[liberal_arts]

I think happy artists are productive artists.