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[eyestitch]

Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

Comments

[destiny_key]

both maybe???
or neither???
all the rumors flying around makes it kind of confusing tbh

[eyestitch]

you think this is bad? sweetie. you haven't seen the worst of it. what if the baby rumors start? the affair rumors? it could get sooo much worse!

the truth is, i think it's kind of cute! so even if i don't really want to give it any attention, it's like i'm drawn to it. i'm so sick of it! but i can't look away.

[destiny_key]

ew!!! dont let jim have babies
hes terrible

but geeze i guess it could be a lot worse

[eyestitch]

did 'slim jims' not put that thought in your head already, seriously? well, sorry to poison your brain twice in one day.

could it? like we could be getting harassed like a serial killer or kidnapper sentient aliens?

[destiny_key]

omg thats so gross >_<

also you shouldnt give them ideas probably
they might have aliens next

[eyestitch]

it's a natural part of life!

have you heard of reverse psychology? i've been thinking about giving it a try!

some aliens could be cool, if they were, i dunno, candy aliens or something. but a lot of them would be REALLY! scary. so what's a kind of alien you DEFINITELY (wink) (😉 ) wouldn't want to see show up?

[destiny_key]

that doesnt mean i need to hear about it!!!

ive heard of reverse psychology
but thats a little mean to use isnt it???

um i guess anything scary???
like that movie where they pop out of peoples chests that was gross
or i guess anything that would hurt people
candy aliens would be good though!!! :)

[eyestitch]

[jeez.]

ok first, how old are you?

like seriously. and i guess what grade, too? i wanna know how to continue here. it's really, really important that i take the right approach!

[destiny_key]

[Are you implying that he's not old enough to talk about things because he totally is.]

im 17!!!
i just finished 11th grade

also what do you mean???

[eyestitch]

[There's a huge different between being old enough and being grown up.]

whew ok...older than i thought. you seem kinda...young at heart! [stupid.]

so you were supposed to, like, do it the opposite way! you say you don't want the cute aliens and say you do want the scary ones! that's how you trick them!

[destiny_key]

that doesnt make any sense
i dont think thats how reverse psychology works

[eyestitch]

look, in principle it's basically the same! promote the thing u don't want in the hopes you'll get what you do!

every time ppl complain they've got something snarky to say! so why not just say whatever? ask for stupid aliens that probably don't exist!

[destiny_key]

why not just promote the thing you do want???
isnt that just lying otherwise???
especially if it backfires

[eyestitch]

people lie all the time to get what they want.

part of this corp's m.o. is they're listening to everything we say and do...and the things we say we don't want sure have a way of happening anyway.

get it? get it?

[destiny_key]

kinda???
i guess???

it still seems like a really roundabout way of getting what you want