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[eyestitch]

Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

Comments

[eyestitch]

i guess that'd depend on jim being ignorant enough to order the wrong type of screw in the first place! or the listing being wrong on accident...

it could be a real gamble! but maybe you're into games of chance like that?

[thesettingsun]

Not really. But Jim doesn't strike me as especially intelligent.

[eyestitch]

true that!

i'm just thinking, he's the r&d guy, the tech type...maybe he's better with screws than with...people!

[Was she going to say something inappropriate there? Probably.]

[thesettingsun]

[Who wouldn't, given the opportunity?]

That's true... Maybe we can get him something that will make him have to be on the phone with a help line if he wants to get any use out of it?

[eyestitch]

smart home system! but like, one of the really really REALLY dumb ones, like the kind that just monitors your fridge temperature and how much ice you have.

i hope there's something like that on his registry...or addable to his registry.

[thesettingsun]

I don't think you can add things to other people's registries unless you're a hacker or something.

[eyestitch]

alas, not one of my many talents!

seriously, i'm pretty well-rounded!

you know anybody?

[thesettingsun]

Nope. I can get you a bunch of fine arts majors if you want them, though.

usually i photoshop out the blue but i'm really lazy tonight so PLEASE PRETEND

[eyestitch]

kids these days! seriously, doesn't anyone branch out outside of their majors?

fine arts, though...maybe we can work with that. any actors? 🎭

what blue I only see grey

[thesettingsun]

I'm sure I know some guys who know guys. And at least a couple people who would be naturals.

bless you

[eyestitch]

then how about some in-fil-tr-tion~?

or, well, i guess that other guy who responded to my post was talking abt a stakeout

but! a concerned relative could probably get some information, right? if they wanted to surprise their beloved family member, right? right?

[thesettingsun]

A stakeout is probably safer. I don't think anyone could convincingly pretend to be a relative of Jim or Janet with the amount of information we have now.

[eyestitch]

that's unsettling. they're really good at keeping things under wraps 🙀

well, here's what he's suggested so far: we could pretend 2 be high-end shoppers looking for goods at the towers. that was, we have a reason to be there! + we can stay as long as we want because you can't rush beauty~ 😉

[thesettingsun]

You could probably pretend to be rich af. Or actually be rich af, some of the people on Retrospec are.