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[eyestitch]

Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

Comments

[eyestitch]

you're getting warmer!

but it wasn't that explicit or anything, that's why we're all a-flitter flutter speculating here! so what could it have been?

[truedetective]

Hm. I don't know why you're turning it into a guessing game, but I'll play along. If the only modification is "not that explicit"... Get a gift for him? Or just do something nice in general?

[eyestitch]

why not? it's fun and i'm bored! it might even prolong our conversation so i can get to know you a little better!

colder again! no one ever said that jim was getting MARRIED! but he does have a registry at the towers and those sure are a lot of bed linens a bachelor. HINT HINT

unfortunately those used to be blue

[truedetective]

What sort of registration does one usually have besides for a wedding?
For a... birthday? I genuinely have no idea.

[eyestitch]

yeah that's totally the trick unfort. all of the options are really super mega bad!

wedding, baby, housewarming if you're tacky, which we know jim is.....

[truedetective]

Bed linens at the towers... for one man.
I suppose there's no evidence that he's interested in starting his own bed and breakfast.

[eyestitch]

yikes! i'm scared to think about what the decor would look like, aren't you?

dancing fruit on the wallpaper, alarms that sound like farm animals...

TOTAL SHUDDER!

but his ambitious seem to lie elsewhere don't u think?

[truedetective]

I certainly wouldn't stay there. His "ambitions," for lack of a better word, seem to be that of Retrospec. I don't believe he's separate from their organization in the slightest.

[eyestitch]

so he's a strawman?

part of a hivemind? groupthink?

or does he clock out sometimes? 17:00 comes at some point, even in the spec building.

[truedetective]

Why are we sure he's actually a real person?
He feels suspicious to me. His existence, I mean.