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[eyestitch]

Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

Comments

[matchbreaker]

Yeah it's true there's a lot of people just going out there and talking about all their problems to everyone.

Maybe that happens on Facebook anyway?

I don't have as many younger people added.

[eyestitch]

us young adults are the kings and queens of oversharing! it's such a warm and cuddly feeling, like we're all part of the same happy family!

barf. at least people could share fun stuff!

but but, uh, chin up!

[matchbreaker]

are you saying you don't feel all warm and connected to everyone?

after all we are one people of people harassed by retrospec. Or so you could say.

[eyestitch]

ew.

not really! i've never met most of them before, even if i've lived here a while! so it's hard to say we're connected.

maybe some of us really are fated to meet though! but don't you think the wheat needs to be separated from the chaff first?

[matchbreaker]

Actually yes! But I'm wondering how you make that division!

[eyestitch]

'you' like me or 'you' like u in general, like we're gonna get all democratic about this and decides who keeps the app and who goes?

[matchbreaker]

Well the other end puts you as a the app overlord and i didn't elect you

but thats probably the more interesting answer

so go for singular you

[eyestitch]

as your newly elected official i will uphold 2 of the following: liberté, égalité, fraternité.

1st of all, i'd banish some people right back to insta! like, you know what i can't stand seeing here?

today i went to the fair!
look at my ice cream cone!
do you think my haircut looks nice?

get a LIFE, am i right?

[matchbreaker]

I can follow that one, liveblogging does seem pretty tacky when everyone isn't even necessarily your friend!