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[eyestitch]

Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

Comments

[eyestitch]

they might go there 2 eat!

or to see what janet looks like! i really hope she's pretty. i've been just DYING to see what she looks like in the flesh! ⭐️

come on, you have to be a little curious!

[youraffection]

ill admit im a lil curious
but tbh we cant really trust any of jims opinions
esp of other ppl

[eyestitch]

he's been spot on about some of the people with this app! don't you think?

tho saying that makes me feel kinda queasy. but some of em are real losers! janet could wind up being our rosetta stone to jimese

[youraffection]

wait a sec
like who??

[eyestitch]

u aren't worried i'm gonna try and drag you, are you sweetie? 😘

well, the blue-eyed hobo is a given, but what about all those, like, totally secretive retrospec-fighting freedom fighters fighting for our freedom in secret by totally posting about their secret groups online?

[youraffection]

wha NO

[ Kind of. ]

oh...
yea
i
yea thats true..

[eyestitch]

see? they're always like 'why not get a secret handshake?' or 'why are u meeting at the fire station?' or 'ur mascot is stupid!'

and then people fall for it! they come right out and they spill the beans ALL over the place. that's like seven years of bad luck!

[youraffection]

well itd probably help if we werent talking about our plans on retrsopec...