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Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

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[eyestitch]

That's what that obnoxious guy who called me an idiot said, too! [You'd never call her an idiot, right? Right? Riiiiiight?]

Imagine if he'd asked for a specific one, like with the china! You know he would have picked the most expensive thing in the store...or the ugliest.

[She holds up a dishware box labeled "Birds of the Pacific Northwest." It looks as geared to 70 year-olds as the title suggests.] Sena, Sena! Look at this one!

[adoringpast]

[ uh. yeah. sure. not out loud, at least.

this is gonna be a long day. they'd better wrap this up quick. can't be that hard shopping for a wedding present, right?

but one look at the tacky china and sena's covering his mouth in his hand to stifle his laughter. oh god. ]

That's so fucking tacky, Harime. Are you blind?

[ ... ]

It's perfect.