this is stupid

[stopbleeding]

roses are red
violets are blue
janet

i love tom hanks but big is creepy. you've got mail is better.

past me or whatever went to an island made of clouds. could sail on it and everything.

chuuya nakahara wears a collar because he wants to be a cat.

[he then continues to link the lyrics to the entirety of foreigner's "i want to know what love is"]

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[stopbleeding]

it is when you've got some weird crush on him.

besides guys who wear collars don't have dignity.

[crudest]

I was going to make a comment about how a woman wearing the right kind of perfume is paradise
but then I realized you probably don't know what that's like
so long story short
your opinion is still wrong but nice try I guess

[stopbleeding]

who the hell says i wouldn't know? just don't see the point. use nice smelling shampoo or something.

[thesettingsun]

Chuuya has more dignity than you will ever have in your life!!

[stopbleeding]

there you go with the creepy fan talk again.

there should be a limit to the amount of guys your obsessed with.

[that or just!! stop knowing all the people he knows!!! you're gross!!]

[crudest]

1. don't talk to me about nice smelling shampoo
all you have is shit
2. HOLD UP
MORE IMPORTANT
DID YOU JUST EXPRESS AN OPINION INDICATING YOU HAVE ANY SEXUALITY

[stopbleeding]

i said i know women. why wouldn't i have sexuality?

[isn't that something everyone's just born with??]

[crudest]

are you serious
I'm so fucking done with you

[stopbleeding]

what

[thesettingsun]

Or maybe you could stop calling it creepy and gross and then it wouldn't bother you so much!

[crudest]

nope
not having this conversation
just know you're an idiot
and i regret every conversation we've ever had

[stopbleeding]

pretty sure that's not how this works.

[stopbleeding]

what's your problem!? you're the one who asked!

[crudest]

don't talk to me you dense prude

[stopbleeding]

[HE'S SO CONFUSED]

you don't make any sense.

[thesettingsun]

It's absolutely how this works. Nothing I'm doing is creepy, you just insist that it is.

Why do you want me to stop so much? Is it that you have a crush on him and you're trying to get rid of competition?

[crudest]

if that was the case
you'd have to admit you can't be surprised

but no you started this one
ended it really quickly too

[stopbleeding]

who? the runt? why would i?

i don't like how you put him on a pedestal. same with baren. it's like you're turning them into objects. why wouldn't i have a problem with that?

[stopbleeding]

i just said i know what women's perfume smells like!

[crudest]

i just feel really bad you know
for all the people who think you have the same libido as a normal person
and don't know what they're getting into
and find themselves wandering into this abyss of disappointment
running into the wall of your dense ass

and i feel really bad for me too
for different reasons
but especially me

[stopbleeding]

what are you saying? you've hit the "wall of my dense ass"?

[what does that even mean??]

i told you i don't have time to be interested in that sort of stuff. i'll care when i've accomplished what i need to do.

[thesettingsun]

[That actually does kind of make sense, uh.]

I don't actually know Baren that well. Stop knowing famous people or something, because I guarantee there are people way worse about it than I am. One of my classmates still doodles 'Mrs. Kaiyou' in her notebooks when she thinks nobody is looking.

Chuuya is really cool and I'm going to stand by that. I know he has flaws but I still think he's amazing! And I'm not going to just let people insult him for things that aren't actually true.

[crudest]

i'm saying you can't tell when someone's hitting on you
unless they're doing it with a sledgehammer

yeah yeah and that's relatable
i don't give a shit if you're delaying it
but your radar just doesn't exist

[stopbleeding]

hard not knowing famous people when my job is pretending to be them.

[or was. still is now??]

pretty sure i'd get fired if the boss was actually offended by what i say. you jump to defend him way too quickly. he's not fragile. he doesn't need your protection over stuff like this.

[stopbleeding]

dammit are you talking about that old lady?